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Banbury
Joined November 2011
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feeling so sad rn, who wants to eat me out to help out :/
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My daughter keeps calling me ‘the little pig’. Taking the positives from this - at least she’s saying I’m little. There are worse alternative words to use.
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Looks like we're in for a bad spell of wether
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Peep his shirt. He made it.
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Ntudi product design degree show! pscp.tv/w/bAAp4TF4TlFheE1PTl…
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This is the best video on the Internet currently. teapawt.net/stevosideways/status/8…
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My mum could knock your mum out x
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N'Golo Kanté is such a baller
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Tom: "don't defy yourself from your disability, defy yourself from your ability" lol I'm deaf
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A uni lecture is just 10 minutes of information stretched out into an hour
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ps I had to walk to uni to tweet this
@Megaclose_ have you ever considered fixing the wifi all your tenants moan about? Wifi is a necessity for students.
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Listening to the smiths is effort where the fuck do I start
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To everyone doing that look-alike thing on Facebook: No you don't look like that celebrity and you don't look like your better looking mate
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My evening has consisted of pouring water down a toilet clogged with poo
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April the seventeenth be with you.
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Tried to take a pic of a funny man @OutSpokenLDN great night
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Will is going to bang your mum
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