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Neo

@matrix369__

You've already made the choice. Now you have to understand it.

Joined October 2019
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"Ama nibuy ugali mboga na yogurt kama last time?" "Usibuy kwanza"
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I am never deleting this app
Investing Addict (@InvestingAddict) profile pictureInvesting Addict
@InvestingAddict5h
Just deployed $100 into the S&P 500 to stop the bleeding.
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Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, after Sakaja
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Voting has now closed. Thanks to the near 100K of you who voted. 🏆 11th-22nd will be revealed over the next hour. #BallonDont
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Thats the best thing abt it
one of the GREAT (@rono__ke) profile pictureone of the GREAT@rono__ke12h
Bana Hii Trading si rahisi vile mnafikiria
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No nut November ime fika. Ladies act accordingly you only have tonight to collect. #LindaMakei
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Skeka
@onlyskeka13h
Funny thing about fraud ni eti one loophole ikifungwa others open immediately. That's why Indians and Nigerians have been in the game for long. Kama unangoja hao vijana wa fafsa wasote utangoja sana😂. It's either you join them or earn honestly like the rest of us.
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October stats is better than last month
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Neo (@matrix369__) profile pictureNeo@matrix369__Aug 31
I fcked arnd this august by changing my strtegy and found out.
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Done🤣🤣🤣
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@TheHateCentral2Oct 29
IT’S TIME. 🙌 Our official 2026 Ballon d’Ont Ballot is now here. Vote Now ✅ docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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"Cheps are for kips" amekaribishwa kitengela😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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Obtainer man 😂
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Nimepigia one of my high school old friends I haven't heard from him in like 5 years kumjulia hali akadai "ata ni mungu amekutuma" nikajua hapo nimejipeana.
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realest shit my teacher ever said was keep your eyes on your own paper
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La Ming Ya Mao
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Come across a very beautiful chic on TikTok with a deep voice. 1st comment: “Kindiki anaomba hiyo sauti yako.” Kenyans, shida ni?😂😂😂😂😂
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One thing I’m sure is that Mbavu Destroyer will never go back to poverty.
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I love you guys…simu inaavibrate tu, we are almost at 15k. Thank you for all those contributions
Wayne, Jehovah Witnessing Wins! (@21_Wizards) profile pictureWayne, Jehovah Witnessing Wins!@21_WizardsOct 29
Unalea mtoto vizuri; he's hitting all milestones vizuri, then at month 5 anapata 1 second-3 second convulsions, Unaenda kwa paediatrician you pay 3k; She says it's an emergency and you need to book a Neurologist for 4k, you do it. The Neurologist sends you to do an EEG-
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Ukifika hapa sasa ndo real trading huanza
Hexha Edge™ (@HexhaEdge) profile pictureHexha Edge™
@HexhaEdgeOct 29
The saddest part about hii trading is that inafika point ile excitement ulikuwa nayo Ukianza inaisha.............
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Son went gaga when Harry Kane was announced the Ballon d'Or winner. ❤️
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Unfortunately the only thing I care about right now is getting better at trading and making money,I want to be financially free in my late 20s Soo yeah,i don't mind being the boring dude.
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