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"If you don't like that, if you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open, and you can leave". - Keir Starmer, February 15 2023
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show me THE ship from your fandom
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BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney quits as Keir Starmer's chief of staff amid fall-out from the Mandelson scandal
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
happy 30th birthday to the Janeway and Paris turn into Giant Salamanders and have Salamander Babies Together episode (January 29th, 1996)
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Love to have nice conversations with people and find out what they're into
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Weird how we say, "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bugs family describes it differently.
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
This is the LAST day you can retweet this.
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Coming soon…
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*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh...Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
I basically like my life, but I also feel that living in the world right now - I mean, especially right now, but really all the time - requires a level of radical compartmentalization that gives me the constant low-level burning sensation of going insane. Anyone else feel this??
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
Today I can finally announce that I’ve fraudulently accepted six simultaneous advances from different publishers for my “cozy” fantasy novel! Pub date pending resolution of the lawsuits, but in the meantime here’s a preview to whet your whistle ;)
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Again, please just watch this with the sound off. Not only to help protect your mental health but just to marvel at her body language and facial expressions. And they wonder why they're hated?
"We have listened to people, we have engaged with them" Work and Pensions Secretary Liz Kendall discussing #WelfareReforms on @BBCNews
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
I follow this old guy on TikTok who’s whole account is just him bowling and he did what is probably the most tonally perfect tribute to David Lynch
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Leoman of the Fails retweeted
24 years ago today, our pal Rick and his roommates held a garage sale in Denton, Texas, where prices were determined by a mysterious figure called the Pricemaster. Everything was for sale but nothing was sold. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.
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They pull a bat'leth, you pull a phaser. He sends one of yours to the infirmary, you send one of his to Sto'vo'kor. @emlowz
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