Elon owns this place now. Bye. Nice to be a tenant for so long, but I can’t stick around for this. Find me on Insta, where I don’t post witty jokes and comments no-one laughs at (@mattcandrive there too) - or wherever else I do things. #ByeTwitter

It’s gutted. Not guttered.

Some days suck. Today sucked.

Sometimes a Sunday arvo calls for a beer, crackers, music and not much else.

Hey @David_Bonnici did you see your cameo in Amazing Race Australia? I’m sure it was you!

I asked AI to come up with some images of motoring journalists.

I wish I was at the #ParisMotorShow

Some days I like to keep a tally of how many Hyundai Getz I see. Today I’m already up to 7. And that’s just in my little town.

I don’t watch much @MotoGP, but when I do, it’s mostly watching ads thanks to @Channel10AU

I’ve had a productive day of doing not much.

I wonder what RealEstate is doing with this ad on Marketplace? ⁦@realestate_au⁩

I think my tweets are funny and I don’t get enough likes on them

How do you feel about daylight savings?

Has the @Optus hack been stepped up a notch? Every call I try and make I get the advisory notice that the number has been disconnected. I am in Optus customer maybe it’s just my phone will not connect?

Who would have thought dogs would be worse than babies for sleep deprivation. FML.

I’m trying to help some friends find a suitable second car (young family, live in the mountains, $8000 top budget, want an auto, prefer newer than 2008, curtain airbags and ESC a must)… it is difficult. Commodore? Falcon? Territory? Too thirsty. Bloody 2001 Corollas are $9k!

I’d rather be golf clubs too

Did NOT have the Nissan Z on my shortlist of Best Family Cars for 2022 - and yet here we are. @Nissan_Aus