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mattfelsen

@mattfelsen

developer, technologist, @LostLandmarks. former @localprojects, @mfadt, @ArbitraryCo, @IncMachines, @MetMediaLab

 brooklyn, ny
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Joined March 2012
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I filled out @ConEdison's home energy survey to get an idea of where my energy usage is coming from, as my latest bill was $80 despite being out of town for nearly the entire period. This is...not helpful.
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Hi @USPSHelp. How do I file complaint about this delivery? The package weights just under 2lbs – I don't know why anyone would think this was a good idea. I can provide the tracking number.
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@mint this isn't an alert. It's a marketing email. Tell your marketing team to knock it off.
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@mint Why do you continue to prefix the subject on your marketing emails with "Alert?" This isn't an alert. It's a marketing email. @FTC pls note Mint continues to violate CAN-SPAM act with misleading subject lines.
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@mint This still isn't an alert.
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really digging these holocups they added in the google meet cafe
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google meet does holograms now
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ah yes, the helpful instruction manual guidance on how to poke yourself in the eye
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Did anyone score an #ohny lottery ticket for Red Room Sat 3pm they won't use? I'm looking for one to join my partner, or could swap if you have a pair at a different time
the playlist is titled "Relaxing Vocal Jazz" but this person looks stressed AF
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Well, this is interesting: In NYC, a new bill would invite residents to submit photos of cars blocking bike lanes, schools, and sidewalks -- and then receive 25% of each $175 ticket. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
NYC Proposal Offers Cash for Spotting Parking Violations in Bike Lanes

NYC Proposal Offers Cash for Spotting Parking Violations in Bike Lanes

A bill that would allow New Yorkers to collect bounties for reporting bike-lane blockers is aimed at curtailing illegal parking. But some worry about unintended consequences.

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I keep almost-typing “spring planting” when I’m trying to type “sprint planning” and I get a tiny bit sad each time
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yo @creditkarma this is chaos
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Imagine thinking the solution is “more cops” after all the videos we’ve seen showing dozens of cops doing nothing but harass parents at the scene.
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Democrats are already rejecting calls for more security and single entry points for schools (refusing to concede single points of entry with multiple exits is possible). They only want gun control, which won't pass the Senate. That means they want the issue, not a solution.
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the best part about getting married is I can now answer questions about which city I met my spouse in
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I'm absolutely livid, a good friend of mine made art for an extremely famous and reputable persons NFT project, they have 2M followers and are a household name. They told my friend they'd receive "a percentage of sales" and just sent him $500 on a project that made $800k-1M ...
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Conducted an important investigation last week
A google slides slide saying “is stew soup? An exploration of the dry to wet continuum” in comic sans with a silly picture of soup

ALT A google slides slide saying “is stew soup? An exploration of the dry to wet continuum” in comic sans with a silly picture of soup

An elaborate chart showing many foods ordered from wet to dry, with a magnified section for soup, which is wetter, to stew, which is drier.

ALT An elaborate chart showing many foods ordered from wet to dry, with a magnified section for soup, which is wetter, to stew, which is drier.

An elaborate two by two showing foods on a scale from wet to dry on the horizontal axis, and hot to cold on the vertical axis. Espresso is in the hot wet corner, glacier water in the cold wet corner, the cinnamon challenge on the hot dry corner, and dippin’ dots on the cold dry corner. Guacamole is in the center. There are many more examples scattered across both axes

ALT An elaborate two by two showing foods on a scale from wet to dry on the horizontal axis, and hot to cold on the vertical axis. Espresso is in the hot wet corner, glacier water in the cold wet corner, the cinnamon challenge on the hot dry corner, and dippin’ dots on the cold dry corner. Guacamole is in the center. There are many more examples scattered across both axes

A circular chart showing “the ice cream cycle.” Ice cream moves from solid food when it’s frozen, to stew when it’s partially melted, to soup when it’s fully melted, then back to stew when partially refrozen, and back to solid when it’s fully refrozen.

ALT A circular chart showing “the ice cream cycle.” Ice cream moves from solid food when it’s frozen, to stew when it’s partially melted, to soup when it’s fully melted, then back to stew when partially refrozen, and back to solid when it’s fully refrozen.

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me, excited to go on vacation: guess I should water the plants before I leave me, realizing I have 37 plants: oh fuck
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oh we doing abstract vegetation today?
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.@infiniteobjects is hiring for lots of roles! LMK if you're interested or have reccs jobs.lever.co/infinite-objec… Assistant Graphic Designer Director of Marketing E-commerce Store Manager Fullstack Engineer Head of Customer Experience (E-Comm) Head of Sales Partnerships Coordinator
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