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Matt Fishwick

@mattfishwick

Introvert. HSP. Non Binary. Asexual. Brain Injury. Hemiparesis. Depression. Anxiety. Does Improv. Completely Average Person.

 Fat Human. Thin Talent.
Joined March 2009
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According to the internet, I’m 15,000 days old today.
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Fesshole🧻
@fesshole25 Jul 2023
Novelist here, not big league but hopefully going in the right direction. Plots of this year's book and next two are based on confessions from Fesshole. Thanks, everyone.
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The Onion
@TheOnion27 Jul 2023
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Both disability slurs and euphemisms are signs of ableism.
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Me, a wheelchair user: “Disabled people need access to everything.” Nondisabled man on bus: “Not disabled people, it’s people with disabilities.” Disabled people should be able to identify ourselves the way we want without fear of contradiction by nondisabled people.
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Never deleting this app.
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It’s nonbinary awareness week and I am aware that I am very very tired
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If I was called Dave I would spell it Dey’ve, implying it’s short for Deyhave.
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Moog@a_toots14 Jun 2023
So sad.
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jujutsu cousin@TECHNOlR28 May 2023
i turt myshellf today
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm28 May 2023
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross (‘The Social Network’, ‘Soul’) will compose the score for ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM’. (Source: bit.ly/3IOUIDJ)
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You're in a stable, healthy relationship. Here's What To Expect:
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We can only hope the Community Campaign does it’s job and we welcome the new Tasmanian team: AFLy McAFLFace.
AFL (@AFL) profile pictureAFL
@AFL3 May 2023
Replying to @AFL
The AFL is proud to announce the 19th licence has been awarded to Tasmania. afl.com.au/news/917878/full-…

Full statement: Tasmania awarded 19th AFL licence

Hear from Gillon McLachlan and Premier Jeremy Rockliff as Tasmania is awarded the 19th AFL licence

afl.com.au
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AFL (@AFL) profile picture
AFL
@AFL3 May 2023
The AFL is proud to announce the 19th licence has been awarded to Tasmania. afl.com.au/news/917878/full-…

Full statement: Tasmania awarded 19th AFL licence

Hear from Gillon McLachlan and Premier Jeremy Rockliff as Tasmania is awarded the 19th AFL licence

afl.com.au
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt3 May 2023
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) profile pictureMatt Oswalt@MattOswaltVA2 May 2023
when the biopic about the 2023 Writers Strike is made I hope the "Robert McKee not ChatGPT!!!" chant I got going outside Netflix today makes the final cut #writersstrike
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Sketch subs for Crime are closed! You've got 1425 minutes to get your one liners and voicenotes in!
DMs Are Open (@DMsAreOpenBBC) profile pictureDMs Are Open@DMsAreOpenBBC18 Apr 2023
Episode 1 subs are open! And your theme is CRIME!
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Episode 1 subs are open! And your theme is CRIME!
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