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Common or garden, diabetic nerd. Not as funny as I think I am.

West Midlands, England
Joined January 2009
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I want to pass on my thanks to @MaisieAdam for her "ten to two" insight on MTW. Despite being ripped the P on it at the time, it's helped me tremendously today by not going A over T in a very icy Warsaw. 🫑
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I'm disappointed that this Stormzy/McDonald's tie in doesn't show him picking up food via a Drive Thru.
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Hello @AerLingus. I've been trying to give positive feedback but all I get is a bot that can't help. It's making me question now whether I should bother. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Can you help?
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Train WiFi is absolutely aw
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Excited to see "Joy" as a Sky VIP customer before it's officially released. But no press photographers are interested in my new ball gown and there's a distinct lack of red carpet. #skyvip
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I smiled at getting the Marillion reference in Slow Horses. My wife, however, just rolled her eyes.
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Thank you to the kind folk at @eustontap who helped me this evening when I went AOT coming out of the seating area. It restores your faith in humanity.
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Ahh Heathrow Airport, where slow, ambivalent service is unsurpassed.
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'ing insomnia. 😫
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We came, we tried but we didn't quite get it. Bad luck lads. You did what you could.
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I don't think Nellie has got a Euro '24 vibe going on, but we definitely have. Good luck lads. You'll be ace!
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Superb commentary by the BBC against their use of stock photography. πŸ‘
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Folk deleting those earlier posts about getting rid of Gareth Southgate. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Absolutely superb.
Memes, memories and much more 😍 @IvanToney24 is the latest #ThreeLions player to visit the Diary Room!
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'I'm a Conservative voter. I'll be relieved if we lose by fewer than 251 goals' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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A positive, respectful and credible speech by KS. Now crack on and don't forget to feed the cat.
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What did I just say Prime Minister?!?
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