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matty light®

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very unfunny. i tweet words here.

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Joined April 2011
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Macyk 🌩@MarkMacyk2 Mar 2021
Tonight on the news: We talk to the author whose book was banned by a local school for being "so good that kids won't want to read another book and do crimes instead." Hear how he is fighting back.
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Graham Glasgow
@gglasgow6130 Nov 2024
Keep Ryan Day 💯
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Kendrick Lamar (@kendricklamar) profile pictureKendrick Lamar
@kendricklamar22 Nov 2024
GNX my-gnx.com/
GNX | Kendrick Lamar

GNX | Kendrick Lamar

my-gnx.com
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Oooooooooooof what a swing and a miss
Jesse Rogers (@JesseRogersESPN) profile pictureJesse Rogers
@JesseRogersESPN30 Oct 2024
Meet Austin Capobianco (middle), the fan that interfered with Mookie. I was talking to him at a local bar when a bunch of other fans asked him to take a pic with him and for his autograph. He was a beaut. Story up soon at ESPN: “If it’s in our area, we’re going to ‘D’ up.”
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IT’S NOT. ALWAYS. ABOUT. THE. MONEY. SHPIDAMAN.
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i don’t understand
NEXTA (@nexta_tv) profile pictureNEXTA
@nexta_tv6 Oct 2024
Japan has invented a beer glass that makes you drink slower. The shape of the glass slows down the pace of drinking by about three times.
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omg lmfao
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefter8 Oct 2024
ESPN sources: Jets fired HC Robert Saleh.
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Trill Withers@TylerIAm25 Sep 2024
NIL just drug deals gone wrong now wow. Who you gonna complain to
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Liverpool FC
@LFC21 Sep 2024
You'll Never Walk Alone ❤️
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tua, man. not great
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Enjoying my last 3 hours of freedom before I let a bald man from Holland dictate my mental health for the next 9 months
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hoping you get to come back some day
Matthew Judon (@man_dammn) profile pictureMatthew Judon
@man_dammn15 Aug 2024
Anyone ever fail a physical because of a broken heart? -rod wave
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Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it. (Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)
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CHAMPIONS
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clinical.
NBA (@NBA) profile pictureNBA
@NBA13 Jun 2024
Jaylen Brown shows off the athleticism in #PhantomCam. 📸
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WHAT A BLOCK
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JY@yahdley6 Jun 2024
game day
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rip to a legend
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today marks the end of a beautiful journey under a man who’s not just a brilliant coach but a genuinely good person. the trophies aside, i’ll miss knowing that the man running the club i care about was just a “normal guy” with a strong morals and compassion. here’s to you, klopp!
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looking forward to seeing arne slot try to fill those shoes. hopefully he’s cut of the same cloth—that’s the kind of man who succeeds in liverpool.
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