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Life is short. Do what makes you happy.

Joined June 2012
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SYRACUSE WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
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just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING
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“Yeah I finally got into the Trump stock, resume trading”
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Family. 🍊🍊🍊
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When you use Bitcoin to buy coffee: teapawt.net/Tixie_/status/13700913…
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This is wild
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Everyone ought to watch this video every morning so as to truly internalize what an absolute crock of shit this whole thing is.
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So the schools don’t spread the virus, but we’re going to close the schools just for fun? 🤔 Better idea — let’s make it impossible for people to be career politicians and focus on putting leaders with common sense in charge.
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My boat sank in Lake Travis
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I set Trump’s insane Tulsa rally ramp speech to music. He is not a good lyricist.
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Replying to @RubinReport
Hey @RubinReport , I saw your segment on Fox News where you brought up the Seinfeld AIDS Walk episode. What a fitting segment for the times we live in today. I made a short edit on that episode:
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What is this chatter about #Obamagate ?
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made a Rube Goldberg machine
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Just two weeks ago the head of Emergency at Wuhan Central hospital went public, saying authorities had stopped her and her colleagues from warning the world. She has now disappeared, her whereabouts unknown. #60Mins
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OMG I don't even know what to do with this!
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The end 😂😭😭
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'There is no fundamental difference between men and women's brains.' Men: teapawt.net/30SECVlDEOS/status/118…
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PRISON MIKE
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when u hear the seinfeld theme for the first time
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