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Politicians when they see kids getting fed at school for free
North Dakota voters narrowly reject free school meals for all K-12 students
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♠️matthew🖤 retweeted
Sheree still stuttering after the buzzer has me fucking WHEEZING
skipped class today .
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link:
Forgot there's a jump button now...
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Woke up before my alarm
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Me thinking people would be nice to me because I’m nice to them.
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MAGA IS DEAD MAGA IS DEAD MAGA IS DEAD MAGA IS DEAD
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woke up to find a really cool shiny this morning!
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HE WAS MAD AS SHITNTFJRJEOEKEJRJRIEKEWKEJRJ
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♠️matthew🖤 retweeted
ngl this was a crazy ass plot
19 years ago, Carly & Freddie found out Mrs. Briggs was obsessed with Randy Jackson in “iCarly”
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forcing the lock in so hard rn it feels like this
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♠️matthew🖤 retweeted
eating a huge meal after not eating during the day
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @Nintendo Switch 2 PLUS 1 of 3 Games! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 10/31/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Halloween Candy?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2: Choose Your Game Bundle (includes choice of either Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, or Pokémon Pokopia digital game download) will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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mario party when you land on chance time
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icarly ass sandwich
Debuting today at the @Lions game: S’ghetti Sandwich from @Eminem. Two slices of garlic toast with mozzarella cheese, spaghetti and marinara on top. (via @LevyRestaurants)
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❓ People really just buy anything with their money.
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lmao you can tell she been dealing with his stubborn ass for years
Dude walked outa the Krusty Krab with the biggest food baby ever... just to explode 😂
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♠️matthew🖤 retweeted
before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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