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Just a kid from Chicago.

Joined April 2014
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I gotta say seeing the Democrats have their shit together over the last 4 years is such an unexpected surprise. They’re learning.
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Ollie Watkins is a bad bad man sheesh
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Shorter Biden: The Supreme Court has given me a gun, but I will CONTINUE to use a butterknife.
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I get the daily Caitlin Clark fake outrage off my feed. As an Iowa alum none of this really all that serious
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Congrats to ESPN for ruining their draft coverage with Shelter killing all the suspense. Nobody wants that on to ABC
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I love that we as a population has collectively decided we’re going to let Eminem slide for all the wild shit he had us saying in middle school and not cancel him in the year of our lord 2024
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This the elite footwork of a Top 10 LT in the upcoming NFL draft 😂
This is a textbook moving screen It just sucks cause it was 3 seconds left
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TYLER ADAMS FROM THE PARKING LOT ARE YOU FOR REAL??? 💥🚀🔥
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Pampers claims their diapers prevent "up to 100% of blowouts". No shit...
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Joe Biden is in his bag tonight. An unexpected virtuoso performance from the guy right now
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Someone get that man Usher a towel STAT
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World Cup Final in MetLife?
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Muting Caleb Williams and Justin Fields until April. Bears Twitter going to be insufferable for the next 4 months ✌🏾
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Ranch should be free and ketchup should be extra. I’m tired of the discrimination.
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Baseball money is different
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Iowa has a championship defense and pop Warner offense… tough look
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Probably zero quota relief coming for the poor AE who’s accounts he’s nose diving as well
Elon Musk is melting down on live TV. He just told Disney CEO Bob Iger to “Go Fuck Yourself”!!
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Serigino Dest is an idiot, incredibly selfish…
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Yep this is definitely Elon Musks “X”. The man has no shame…
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