Matt

When you’re going against the grains of life… you feel the textures of existence more - @ChrisWillx - that’s a bar

Good morning 🙌

Chicks love to plan a girls night on a Wednesday, and inconveniently get hammered. Dudes might inconveniently agree to a weekend evening, but subject to not show

There’s something very unathletic about good posture

Coining the phrase Conspiracy Realist

Vitamin D and Creatine makes a noticeable difference in my energy and clarity

The most feminine thing about me is that I don’t refill my gas tank until I’m on E

People hating on Bad Bunny is just ignorant blind politics, and they suck at dancing

Justin Gaethje is an a D1 all-american wrestler and absolutely refuses to do anything except throw hands in the UFC. I love it

Nick Shirley kinda gives me the Amish dude vibes

Getting drunk at your hometown bar with the boys is what the holidays are about

Not getting a college degree was the best decision I made in my early 20’s

Locked myself out of my truck. Siting in a Starbucks waiting on roadside assistance. Xmas music starts playing. Happy holidays

Even during the fall, New Jersey is still ugly

Pull up to the function with this energy only. Happy Monday

“What are your Halloween plans?!” Uh, I’m a 29 year old single male, I don’t do Halloween

My faith tells me that at heaven’s gates God will have a highlight reel of all my quick saves that nobody saw

Laying on a different part of the couch is a new era