sometimes being self-aware is exhausting because you can recognize exactly what’s happening and still feel helpless about it.

one day we’re gonna look back at 2026 the same way we look back at 2016 and that’s actually crazy to think about.

the fact that people born in 2010 are teenagers now genuinely doesn’t make sense to me😭

Have you ever been scrolling and randomly seen that someone blocked you? Like, nigga, I don’t even know you 😭 You’re just seeking attention.

nothing hurts more than realizing you’re slowly becoming the person you promised yourself you’d never be again.

my friend asked me to do a loyalty test on his girlfriend😭

Stake said UFC 333 needed to be more interesting and Boosted Odds for Merab’s fight to 5.00😭🔥. T&Cs Apply.

my guy is really weird, he got caught sniffing his grandmother's panties. She was still wearing them. It made her funeral very awkward.

Do women even have anything to offer except their bodies?????

If she can't let go of her bad friends, let go of her.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can’t fix her gng, there are plenty of option in the pond you’d find something better.

Beautiful women are everywhere, Responsible and Successful men are rare, focus on yourself they’d come around begging to be with you… You're the prize.

texting a girl that is not in your city is a complete waste of time, y’all literally have zero chance of meeting

manifesting a kind hearted rich girl with big boobs, pretty face and all round intelligence

bro lost probably his only chance of getting a girl😭

and when i eventually get a babe i’d make sure she’s the happiest woman on earth

let’s skip talking stage, i like you you like me too… what exactly are we talking for, let’s get married baby😚

can’t we just date, have sex, make babies, get married, go on honeymoon but platonically?????