@max_headgame

founder of Dating, james beard award winner

 london
Joined October 2023
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went to her House but I got the Eck bc she had a Latta shit on her floor
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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bleached eyebrows do often look good on people however when I talk to people that have them I always feel like I’m talking to the eyebrows and not the person
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I have landed upon the most annoying Halloween costume possible
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so fucked up there’s not a Wikipedia page for Chinese mirepoix
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going to works drinks just now, colleague asked if we should go to the princess of shoreditch. without missing a beat I say “I have a name you know.” absolutely killed. total max victory
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anne demeulandreessen horowitz
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they don’t understand my research methods
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I’ve already started my 2027 ins and outs btw. if you haven’t yet like don’t even bother. You’re cooked
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salvador parton retweeted
swag haver@suzyuuziOct 19
They mistook my kindness for weakness I fucked up i know that but jesus Can't a girl just do the best she can
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salvador parton retweeted
salvador parton@max_headgame25 Nov 2025
guy who’s racist against Dutch people for some reason and thinks they all live in east London: haha jokes mate I’d never be caught dead in hackney centraal
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yeah my money so tall that my barbies gotta climb it climb it hotter than the middle eastern climaaaaaaaaaate
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salvador parton retweeted
sour apple@sour4ppleOct 18
NYT seizing the Mini from the proletariat was a sign of terrible things to come
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been watching videos of helicopters recently and I have come to the conclusion that they are not one of gods creatures… disgusting unholy wretches
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how many things that could reasonably be classified as lamps is it normal to have in your room. I have 6! That feels like a good amount I think
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I was today years old when I found out CCRU stood for Creedence Clearwater Revival: Uncut
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heartwarming: area woman tries on old jeans she thought she didn’t like, realizes they look great as long as she doesn’t wear them high waisted
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no dominque ropion…. what are we doing bisexuals
derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 16
first time seeing one of these four-quadrant charts that i actually enjoyed. not sure if it's a "bisexual perfume," but i really enjoy carlen parfums's "butch femme," which smells like pho (the vietnamese soup) substack.com/home/post/p-220…
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won at therapy today (therapist said I usually don’t tell my patients this but my daughter is trans)
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1 year update: hackney downs and clissold park absolutely positively checked off the list
salvador parton@max_headgame19 Oct 2025
parks I care in about in east london that I have and haven’t cried in
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