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@InfinityWard10 Jan 2013
#Collateral
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All I want for Christmas is you, lol, JK, I want money.
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Violence is not the answer. LMFAO JK, i will fuck you up.
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George@GeoDix13 Dec 2012
Want to have a baked bean bath...
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thats right Brian's back for Bhristmas time, Santa's not the only man bemptying his sack on Bhristmas eve #baubles #bourbon #bwhiskey
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What's worse than failing your algebra test? Getting raped by a family of sea lions.
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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust...
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Will Ferrell@Will_FerreII9 Nov 2012
A dick has a sad life: His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him.
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I Keep It Real@lKeepItReaI28 Oct 2012
"Damn girl..i didn't know u look this good.." "No I don't!" "listen b*tch, STFU & accept my DAMN compliment!
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(1) Vodka is made from potatoes. (2) Potatoes are vegetables. (3) Vegetables are good for you. You're welcome.
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UberFacts
@UberFacts6 Oct 2012
Homophobic men are more likely to be in the closet! Read more HERE: bit.ly/S6UIP7Sp
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Her Notebook
@GirlsNoteBook4 Oct 2012
I'm gonna get a tattoo on my inner thigh of a squirrel worshipping my nuts
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Her Notebook
@GirlsNoteBook29 Sep 2012
Ask your friend to spell " I CUP"..eh 90's kids eh remeber u member
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Stumbler Top
@StumblerTop25 Sep 2012
Pedofile theme song - My candy brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like, just get in the car.
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NO FILTER ZONE
@AltVaulz23 Sep 2012
Throwing fertilizer at people so they grow the fuck up.
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LOL Marijuana CAN kill people:
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idiots@idiotsdoingshit23 Sep 2012
Calm down bitch, if yo heart was really broken, yo ass would be dead.
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"big boobs don't count if you're fat" alright calm down pancake boobs
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