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Joined June 2020
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we’re taking applications for people to beat up
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today we are ALL the lesbian pervert
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found out this gif of elizabeth holmes perfectly syncs up with the beat of good 4 u. how is everyone else doing
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tweets from november 1st 2020
Rs are bottoming out in Florida. They netted only 18k votes and gained 0.3%. At this point if they don't have their best eday turnout in recent memory they are completely screwed. It depends on total turnout but Rs possibly need an R+30 eday to feel comfortable now.
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Republicans are now spending in Louisiana. Republican spending decisions over the last week have led me to believe that their internal polls nationally have late breakers in a lot of states moving towards Democrats
LOUISIANA SENATE RACE Just saw (for the first time) an anti Jamie Davis ad by the Accountability Project - 6 days before Election Day. Don't sleep on the Gret Stet - as JMC said in a recent interview, this is NOT a "slam dunk" race for Rep. Letlow. thelensnola.org/2026/10/23/j…
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i’m trying so hard not to drink the blue tsunami koolaid. at this point i’m running out of alternative explanations
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I don't know why Nate Silver has to "live down" predicting a 30% chance Trump would win in 2016. Things with 30% likelihood still happen all the time! 30% of the time in fact!
Listened to Nate Silver on Ezra this morning. One of the least popular things I could do on this website is defend Nate Silver, so challenge accepted. His "vibes" have been directionally correct in every Election. In 2012, he fought against the polling unskewers making claims that Romney would win based on undersampling of Republicans. In 2016, his model was famously FAR more bullish on Trump than any others. He was the only modeler who understood the possibility of correlated polling error. In 2020, he repeatedly emphasized the higher than usual uncertainty due to the pandemic. In 2022, he fought back against pollsters (NY Times!) basically ignoring their own data to buy into the Red Wave. In 2024, he said that even though his model was 50/50, his gut said Trump would win. All in all, a better record than anyone else on Election Twitter.
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flirting with beautiful women on twitter while TAing. one of this world's little pleasures
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"yeah i couldn't come to intro mechanics today. i had a jane street interview" is berkeley ok???
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trader joe’s out of scallion pancakes it was like fifteen 9/11s
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“average florida voter rabidly anti-communist” factoid actually statistical error. Gusano Jorge, who got kicked out of cuba, made a fortune in the venezuelan oil industry, and then retired in miami, is an outlier and should not be counted
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Vucic is dead and Lula is alive
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i have a concept called One Drink Zone where i have one drink and then i feel like my world is ending. you can escape One Drink Zone by waiting or having another drink
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I love replygirling
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if there isn't disproportionate, life-destroying criminal sanction for the people responsible for this in 2029 there will just never be a non-partisan bureaucratic apparatus ever again. I've seen this happen a couple times in a couple places- it just doesn't come back.
SCOOP: The State Dept has started asking career diplomats up for promotion if they voted for Trump in 16, 20, 24. Federal law prohibits politically based hiring for career staff. State tells @washingtonsun it's screening for "fidelity" and execution of the president's vision👇
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“you want sex with me?” and lesbotron3000 nodding and smiling hard af
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Fourchettes et « Couteaux à beurre » : que contiennent les 4 tiroirs ouverts dans ma cuisine ?
Croix gammées et « Heil Hitler » : que contiennent les 421 000 mails piratés à l’AfD ? ➡️ l.humanite.fr/sj3
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