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Joined October 2017
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She was 12 years old. Yesterday, an Israeli drone targeted her and her father in south Lebanon. The first strike killed her father. She survived. Terrified, wounded, she ran for her life. Then another drone followed her. And killed her too. Damn the whole complicit world.
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The only virus you need to worry about is Zionism
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When benjamin netanyahu announces he has hit the civilian petrochemical industry in Iran, he can brag about his violation of international laws because his partner is the strongest country in the world. Both have destroyed and mocked every single article of international law
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The five-second epistemology of the defeat that calls itself tactical success. Won tactically lost strategically. The qualifier is the confession. Strategic defeat is defeat. That’s the one. That’s the only one. The architecture won the kill count and lost the war. The architecture hit a thousand targets in 24 hours and the Strait is still closed. The architecture destroyed the navy Iran didn’t need and the Strait didn’t notice. The architecture bombed the submarine center and the toll booth still charges $2 million per ship. The architecture bombed Isfahan Optics twice and the door opened again Monday morning. Won tactically. The way you win every hand of poker and lose the house. The way you win every battle in Vietnam and lose Vietnam. The way you win every engagement in Afghanistan for twenty years and leave in the middle of the night. Germany won tactically at Stalingrad for months. Lost strategically in an afternoon. Japan won tactically at Pearl Harbor. Lost strategically at Hiroshima. The architecture won tactically for twenty-six days. The Strait is closed. The petrodollar is dead. The 20-year is at 5%. The Philippines declared a national energy emergency. Slovenia is rationing. Force majeure on four continents. Iran’s demands hardening. Ghalibaf da Gangsta monitoring portfolios and reading the Financial Times. The accuracy of Iranian missiles increasing while the volume decreases. The IRGC offering a second Strait. Won tactically. The choice between the embarrassing and the catastrophic. The columnist advises the embarrassing. The columnist thinks the architecture has a choice. The architecture that has no stop function doesn’t have a choice. The dispensationalist machine doesn’t do embarrassing. The dispensationalist machine does permanent war because permanent war is the product. The embarrassing requires admitting the war was wrong. The catastrophic requires continuing the war that’s wrong. The architecture can’t do the first because the architecture is the war. The architecture can’t stop doing the second because the architecture has no stop function. The choice between embarrassing and catastrophic is the choice the architecture can’t make because making it requires being something the architecture isn’t. Ghalibaf da Gangsta isn’t choosing between embarrassing and catastrophic. Ghalibaf da Gangsta is choosing between four demands met now and four demands met later. Either way the demands get met. The Strait enforces them. The yield confirms them. The theology sustains them. The architecture won tactically. Iran won. Day 26.
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Y’all: “eat the rich” The ocean eats the rich and the people celebrate Y’all: “no not like that”
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me and the boys are headed to Unit 731 to get voluntary brain cancer teapawt.net/neuralink/status/16618…
We are excited to share that we have received the FDA’s approval to launch our first-in-human clinical study! This is the result of incredible work by the Neuralink team in close collaboration with the FDA and represents an important first step that will one day allow our technology to help many people. Recruitment is not yet open for our clinical trial. We’ll announce more information on this soon!
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JP: [makes asinine claim about the Bible] Me: “Here’s why that’s wildly misinformed.” JP Bros: “Out of context. Once you watch all 195 hours of his YouTube lectures, the true sense of his claim will be manifested to you & his love for angry young white men will light your way.”
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Funny how so many people think being a doormat for capital makes them look strong. It doesn't.
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Every day I think about when a @UPS driver was hijacked by a robber and gunned down on a busy highway by over 20 cops. UPS would later thank the police for their service. We absolutely must dismantle the police and take ownership of our own labor.
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Replying to @jaubreyYT
When Twitter Blue Checks gather in a thread:
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Shut the fuck up bigot.
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Our representatives are so beholden to corporate lobbyists that they can’t even muster the courage to threaten legal action against companies who use child labor in slaughterhouses.
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There’s this thing that happens again and again where the US accuses Cuba of victimizing American travelers or diplomats and then Cuba is like “nah they were a spy” and the US denies it and clutches their pearls for like 5 years and then quietly admits they were a spy
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Replying to @th3j35t3r
His daily struggle
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Even in death transgender people can’t find rest.
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While reactionaries, liberals, and conservatives are obsessing over people’s genitals, gender-affirming treatments actually save the lives of children. So maybe shut the fuck up about other people’s medical decisions that don’t affect you.
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Rep. Lee doesn’t know his Bible & doesn’t know the data about gun violence. A US home with a gun in it is significantly less safe than one without & particularly for youth. Rep. Lee’s priority isn’t truth or even governance, it’s just structuring power. tiktok.com/t/ZTRcLxdmT/
A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It’s not about the rock. #ProtectOurChildren #2A
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Capitalism makes us absent parents and negligent partners. Our lives are wasted making profits for wealthy people who despise us.
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Replying to @RightWingCope
clowns
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This is manifestly not the “why.” If it were, the @UtahGOP wouldn’t so belligerently promote easy gun access, systemic racism & anti-trans legislation, since they’re significant contributors to the same problem. Knowingly or blithely, Utah’s legislators carry water for RWA & SDO.
If you’re wondering about the “why” behind our social media bills, please read this article. I’m grateful that Utah is taking the lead to hold these companies accountable to change the addictive design and deceptive practices that are damaging our kids. Bipartisan support!
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