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@maximum_sl
Mar 20
While everyone is focused on their march madness bracket I’m thinking about how to increase my tax bracket
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@maximum_sl
Mar 4
First season of true detective is a masterpiece can’t believe I hadn’t seen it
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@maximum_sl
9 Dec 2025
Once you learn the game you can’t be afraid to throw your chips in
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@maximum_sl
14 Jun 2025
Always looking for my next win
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@maximum_sl
6 Feb 2025
Don’t bring standards down bring people up
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@maximum_sl
6 Jan 2024
If you’re under 25 and not living in/near a major city you’re missing out
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@maximum_sl
2 Feb 2023
Life’s so good I’m smiling at the dmv
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@maximum_sl
20 Jan 2023
The most expensive way to pay for something is with time
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@maximum_sl
4 Dec 2022
Some mistakes are worth making
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@maximum_sl
13 Nov 2022
Most of your problems can be solved by knowing the right person
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@maximum_sl
15 Oct 2022
A conductor gotta turn their back to the audience to direct the orchestra
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@maximum_sl
18 Sep 2022
King of pretending like I can hear you in the club
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@maximum_sl
29 Aug 2022
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@maximum_sl
27 May 2022
Been in the gym training like a damn athlete
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@maximum_sl
21 May 2022
I’ll learn to speak another language if it make sense
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@maximum_sl
13 May 2022
If my name’s on it it’s solid
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@maximum_sl
28 Apr 2022
Invest in your people
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@maximum_sl
23 Apr 2022
Creative director of my life
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@maximum_sl
20 Dec 2021
Live by an internal score card
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