Max Ross

I have a lot of respect for Greek comedians, because they don’t use stage names. “My name is Eros Alexosamkaragiannispolous, and you will pronounce it correctly”. 🇬🇷 #greece #greekcomedians #comedy #comedian

My first post on “X”… Headlining SoCap Theatre this Saturday! eventbrite.com/e/saturday-ni…

I’m doing pretty well in life! I’ve accumulated enough tupperware over the years, that I can finally throw out the margarine and sour cream containers I’ve been using to store food.

Thank you for entertaining us when we were too sick for school! RIP #jerryspringer #jerryjerryjerry

If you’ve ever wanted to ride the subway carrying a samurai sword, but not get questioned by the police, this is your weekend! #TorontoComicCon

My NBA prediction: Brooklyn Nets in 5 for the 2023 NBA finals #nba #KevinDurant #KyrieIrving

I’m just gonna blame Team Canada’s performance on all the Brampton players… #FIFAWorldCup #canada #Belgium #brampton

Should be a fun game, but I’m more focused on the hot Mexican and Polish women in the audience. #FIFAWorldCup #mexico #poland

How lit was the Liberty Village Tim Horton’s after the Toronto Argo’s won the Grey Cup? Congratulations Toronto Argonauts 🏆

Imagine complaining to an 8 year old that your company doesn’t care about you, because all they do is give you pizza parties to boost moral? #quietquitting

In honour of our late Queen, the drivers on the QEW highway will be on a standstill during rush hour.

My only fitness goal was to not have a GoodLife fitness trainer harass me by trying to sell their personal training services. This year I achieved that goal! 💪 #fitness #gym #workout

I have almost a decade of experience in telecommunications and networking… Have you guys tried disconnecting, then reconnecting your Rogers router??? #rogers #Rogersinternet #rogersoutage

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