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i dont even care about football tbh its a millionares sport my qb sucks my coach sucks my defense sucks theres more to life then a ballgame. im a grown ass man. i got irl stuff to care about. football is just a distraction, and as of today 10/4/2026 im done.
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aye bruh they had my boy 47 on bang bros last week now hairston getting his cheeks spit in
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Time to get on that phone
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“Wiggins” “Lassiter” “McDuffie” can’t touch us ⛓️
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yall clowning an max really cb1
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Keep in mind this is the same fanbase crying over Allen stealing goal line tds
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I was told HawBaw the reasons lamar is a choke artist
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pusc ass boy
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I was told HawBaw the reasons lamar is a choke artist
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We actually belt Detroit in prime time unlike that other “elite qb”
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We actually belt Detroit in prime time unlike that other “elite qb”
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Strapped boutte
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Mahomes baconator yea get his ass outta qb1 talks🤣
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Mahomes baconator yea get his ass outta qb1 talks🤣
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Undisputed QB1 if you disagree you’re wrong
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Undisputed QB1 if you disagree you’re wrong
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Replying to @_bbrandonn_
@_bbrandonn_ @BuffaloDeee @SiNuTrmon @icedoutwill @keeptrolling7 @maxstraps_ @DumboffaPerc30 @Allenruined We here, that defense is ass but it will get better, but fawk Bison had 350 and 4 in they dome
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Josh Allen in the first half 💪 - 8/11 - 187 total yards - 2 rush TDs - 1 pass TD BUFvsHOU on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Goal line merchant
JOSH ALLEN DOING JOSH ALLEN THINGS!! 📺: CBS
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Drake Maye really finna lose to drew lock man I missed this nfl shit so much
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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