Maya Lassiter

I'm scared of fonts.

After exhaustive search I found the source of the wavy lines on the tv & extinguished them!! *rocky theme* BEHOLD MY AWESOMENESS & REJOICE.

The hounds have been released! Run! Run I tell you! Okay, really it's just Henry. But we're going on a walk, and he's a happy, happy dog.

I would make dinner but the kids aren't fattened up enough yet to cook. Maybe next week? I know, I'll put them in the marinade now.

Oh yeah, I do yoga because it makes me high. Now I remember. *drifts off happily*

I would write a blog post about our iPad, but I never get to use it so I don't have much to say. Humph. #notbitter

Why do the muffler people charge me to tell me how much they will charge me to fix my car? #totallyfucked

Cake-batter ice cream flavored jelly beans. Wtf?

Well, I got 650 wrds. Fell into research pit & lost 17 minutes learning "enhanced interrogation techniques." Gross. Must go shower now.

About to grab 1000 words for wip. Go! Go! Go! *tires spinning out* *dust*

Is David Hasselhoff really following me on twitter? *confused* Um, Hi David!

The kids are beating up the husband. Noogies and wedgies and body slams. Should I intervene? Or quietly leave the room?

Fam wants to go to the circus while all I want to do is lie around & read. I say, Loafers, be not ashamed! Time enough for partying later.

Listening to #8in8 by watching fan-made youtube vids. What a cool project all around.

Luc, 5: "If I were king of anything, I would be king of candy & apple juice & of all juices, & I would King of All Sweet Things. And cats."

Sugar-frenzy/coma cycle continues. Who will win?

Road trip + music festival + sugar hangover cured by x-strong coffee dosed with goat milk. Now I'm so AWAKE!!! it hurts a little.