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she/her/y’all

Southern Virginia
Joined March 2014
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College-age boy at the gym asked for my snap, I told him I don’t use Snapchat he asked why, I said probably bc I’m 30 years old. He said β€œdamn okay can I get your AOL?”Bitch. 😭
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
You slopping and blowing bubbles on that trillionaire’s dick that don’t give two shits about you is arguably more insane. But i digress…
Replying to @WellieBoyce
Trying to clown a trillionaire is insane work πŸ˜‚ yo Democrats gotta be the dumbest people on earth!! Like what the fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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Maybe the 7 jagerbombs 4 PBRs and a fuck ass lemon drop is why I feel so shitty this morning or perhaps it’s simply a stomach bug who could be certain
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Karaoke: Wagon Wheel. He’s fucking crushing it, sensational
This guy at the bar looks like a koala bear made a wish to be human.
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This guy at the bar looks like a koala bear made a wish to be human.
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
A 2nd Carolina has gone woke
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When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
we will get through this WITHOUT florida
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
Just like every Grammy she was nominated for
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my matcha: green my state: blue my pussy: up
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
he's so hot and mean. dreamboat.
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Replying to @brunotngz
Uma pessoa que chegaria ao ponto de abortar o filho nΓ£o deveria ter filhos mesmo
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
THAT'S MY STATE! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BREAKING: Virginia PASSES abortion amendment, allowing babies to be m*rdered up to the point of birth. Evil
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Sprung outta bed just like this at 6 AM
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ANYWAY! Lmfaoooooo
POV: Liberal watch parties tonight after the RED WAVE hits. 🫑 🀣🀣🀣
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ€žπŸΌπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ€žπŸΌ
honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
Diva down!
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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π”žπ”°π”₯𝔩𝔒𝔦𝔀π”₯ πŸ’ retweeted
Good morning!
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