dorkiest hot girl you will ever meet, travel aficionado, and woman in stem

Denver, CO
Joined October 2013
Maybe in another life I’ll be a tall size 6 redhead with huge cans…oh wait
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I just received Alo yoga quarter zip from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you!
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Need a date for a holiday party dec 5th please send in your applications
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I really hate that I’m stressed and all I want to do is spend money at alo and they’re tempting me with a sale
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An item on my Throne wishlist just got fully funded Aquazurra Tequila Heels. Thank you! #Wishlist #Throne
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I got a laser treatment on my face Friday and I look insane lol. Like cannot leave my house because it looks like I have an extreme sunburn and grid marks🤣
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My life right now is so stressful and hectic and wonderful and fulfilling. I can’t remember the last time I felt this happy
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Need to be on a beach
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Need to be on a beach
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If your boobs are fake, PLEASE, for the love of God, POST THEM IN THE COMMENT SECTION!!!!! I need inspo photos to show my surgeon.
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I just received Honey Birdette Rosalind Set from Letsseethefit via Throne. Thank you!
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If your boobs are fake, PLEASE, for the love of God, POST THEM IN THE COMMENT SECTION!!!!! I need inspo photos to show my surgeon.
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I had big natties but they literally sagged down to my belly button. Getting a lift and some silicone is the best thing I ever did
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However, I yearn for copious amounts of lace lingerie if anyone cares to indulge me
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Last year there was a guy who would randomly send no fewer than 15 toys per month and idk what he expected me to do with that many🥲🥲🥲 I keep finding more in the most random places
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These are going in the garbage don’t be sick freaks
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Men are so hot I wish they were nice
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Call me old fashioned but I love spending a man’s money
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