deleting instagram and no longer keeping tabs on everyone’s lives has been one of the best decisions i’ve made for my mental health. i don’t need to know who’s dating, who’s travelling, who’s getting married or who’s winning at life every fucking minute. i just want to live my own life in peace.

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It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 5, 2026 · 1:44 AM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 5

Why the hell is my carefully curated meme feed showing me cursed American politics again 🙄🙄

It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:42 PM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 4

Me on a daily basis 🥲🥲

Hiruni Liyanage@the_liyanageNov 4

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, GNG!!!

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It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 3, 2026 · 7:09 AM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 3

She started cracking up at the end too 🤣🤣

James Blunt

@JamesBluntNov 2

I’ve got you. JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…

It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 2, 2026 · 5:00 AM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 2

I watched this for way way way too long 😭😭

ophelia

@ophoeliaNov 1

fall in love again and again

It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 1

I prefer being someone's reason to cry 😍😈🥺

Kaumadi@kaumadi_henryNov 1

Be someone's reason to smile

It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 1, 2026 · 7:23 PM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 1

What the fuck

Fesshole🧻

@fessholeNov 1

Add your fess: b3ta.com/addfess

Throughout my pregnancy, my husband hinted that he thought I'd cheated on him. Whenever he accused me, I strenuously denied it. Now our son is 5 and really looks like him, he's dropped it. But it's true, and it was with my husband's dad, so my son is in fact his half-brother. Fesshole GOLD from 26th June 2021

ALT Throughout my pregnancy, my husband hinted that he thought I'd cheated on him. Whenever he accused me, I strenuously denied it. Now our son is 5 and really looks like him, he's dropped it. But it's true, and it was with my husband's dad, so my son is in fact his half-brother. Fesshole GOLD from 26th June 2021

It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 1, 2026 · 6:45 AM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 1

Oh damn 😮

divenire

@divya_vennOct 31

deep down you know exactly where you stand with someone. hope blurs the lines a bit but you know

It's turtles all the way down! · Nov 1, 2026 · 6:44 AM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadNov 1

Man now this is life and relationship goals 😍

Fesshole🧻

@fessholeOct 31

Wife and I took the day off work, dropped our kids, 8yrs and 5yrs, off at school and took a trip to Alton Towers. Felt a little guilty but walked straight on to every ride with no wait and had a great day. Didn't tell the kids and we've already agreed to do it again next year.

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It's turtles all the way down! · Oct 31, 2026 · 7:01 PM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadOct 31

Hell yeah 😌

fyra@fyristicOct 30

someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw

It's turtles all the way down! · Oct 31, 2026 · 6:21 PM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadOct 31

The last 3! 😭

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Hiruni Liyanage@the_liyanageOct 31

i love those nescafé sachets where you just add the stuff, stir, and boom, you have a hazelnut latte. finished the last one yesterday, so back to regular nescafé. Fuck

It's turtles all the way down! · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:43 PM UTC

It's turtles all the way down!@maybemoanasdadOct 30

I'm such a corny bastard

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