I wish there was a way to like not feel alive for a set duration of time without actually having to die
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Some personal news:
Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft.
Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!
New situationship's favourite movie is American Psycho and his favourite book is The Count of Monte Cristo
I will actually light you on fire and piss on your ashes if you try to steal one of my niche burner friends
Even though I’m extremely hyped for season 4 I’m still kinda mad that my fav hotel in SoF will be revealed to the masses
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I have a super important event next week so I need to drop like 10lbs and be bone thin by then. What’s the move here guys should I be ripping like 4 lines every single day or what
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