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Eid Mubarak 🌙 just wanted to let you know I'm on a serious winning streak – a perfect 100% win rate! It's all about staying focused, learning from every experience, and never losing that winning mindset. Believe in yourself, and you can achieve anything you set your mind to!
My feelings but na AMG 🥹
Selling my car soon, and I didn’t realise how emotional it would be until I started offloading it today.
So many memories attached to that car. So many late night drives, conversations with myself, conversations with people, moments of silence, and countless crashouts nobody ever witnessed.
Some days, that car was the only place I could just be myself. Cry, think, scream, laugh, pray, or simply sit with my thoughts.
Funny how an object can hold so much of your life.
Your car can genuinely be your best friend sometimes. 💔
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@nimc_ng 😂😂
Yall charge in USD now ?
What a Country 😃
Getting your NIN Slip has never been easier. Follow these simple steps to download it for free on the NINAuth App.
For more information please visit the NIMC website at nimc.gov.ng
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Lmao they charge in USD now 😂😂😂😂
Nigerian is crazy fr
Two interesting things I discovered this week are:
1. That you can get genuine court affidavits online from the Nigerian Federal High Court. A genuine one, not the ones those roadside people give you.
The website has all sorts of affidavits, even ones I didn't know existed.
2. The National Population Commission has a working portal. You can register your newborn online and get a certified birth certificate that is accepted worldwide.
You can do all these things without any bureaucracy.
For 1, visit: portal.fhc.gov.ng/
For 2, visit: vitalreg-selfservice.nationa…
Joseph Adedeji
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Underrated fr $NOTTR
Sharing a new NOTTR update 👁️
We’ve upgraded Wallet Monitoring on @RobinhoodCrypto for saved wallet addresses in your profile. NOTTR now checks its onchain activity daily, building a history of wallet and smart-contract interactions over time.
Your dashboard shows a Privacy Score, history coverage and in-app alerts for newly observed counterparties or unlimited ERC-20 approvals. Each alert links to onchain evidence so you can see what happened.
You can sign up with email and save your wallet addresses without connecting a wallet. Everyone can monitor 2 wallets. Link a wallet holding 1M+ $NOTTR to unlock up to 10. Get started → nottr.xyz/dashboard
I’m also preparing short video walkthroughs and step-by-step documentation to make NOTTR easier to use. New features are already in the works. More soon.
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God Punish You.
I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly.
During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being.
My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand.
One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed.
Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes!
I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight.
The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night!
It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with.
TWO HUGE PYTHONS!
I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them.
Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭
Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed.
My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱
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