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Matt Bailey

@mbailey1997

sarcastic nihilism...and cookies

 Fort Wayne, IN
Joined October 2011
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Ngl the new Weeknd album is dope as hell
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Methyl Keaton
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It's decided: instead of a Bible reading at my wedding, I'm going to have a friend read Green Eggs & Ham
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youtu.be/_ivKxCR_Ssk #buyee #giveaway #premiumbandai
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NBA: Petition to make Kobe Bryant the new NBA Logo chng.it/DL9FNgbL via @Change
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#FreeHongKong
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Here's a pic of my cat and a meme I blatantly stole from Reddit
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Lightning McFuck
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Come wit it now
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No.
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@bonappetit9 Jan 2019
So dessert hummus is a thing now... bonap.it/QN3reO9
Everytime I'm watching Catfish and they bleep someone's last name, I automatically register the name as "fuck"
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Bon Appétit
@bonappetit5 Jan 2019
Procrastibaking just got a wholeeee lot better.

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Roses are red, violets are blue If you don't chew Big Red then fuck you.
Some lady just came in to Meijer asking if we sell squirrel food
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We do sell squirrel food wtf
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If you ring my door and transform you can just take the whole bowl – at Brenham, TX
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