Just your average, 40-year-old man with a favorite dinosaur.
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Trying to transition to #BlueSky.
Give me a follow over there:
bsky.app/profile/mattybreeze…
Why is everyone not referring to the main Wolverine in #DeadpoolAndWolverine as “Bangs Wolverine?”
I’m giving a co-worker the new digest size #Saga volume 1, and I’m as excited as Alana sharing A Midnight Smoke with Marko for the first time. @ImageComics
I discovered today that the Rizzler is not related to the Costco Guys, and I’m not sure how I feel about that.
Did anyone else feel like that Company Dinner/Dog Poop Joke sketch on #SNL this week was written specifically for Tim Robinson and Patti Harrison?
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Pre order is live for our @RealJeffJarrett BCW! These should be in hand late December! Get those preorders on now! Ain’t He Great!?!
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Thinking about that time in 5th grade, when in was in a gifted and talented class (shoutout to everyone else who peaked at age ten) and some kids did a rap about Bengal Tigers to the tune of Nuthin’ but a G Thang for an Endangered Species project.
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Preorders for Bone Crushing Wrestlers Series 2 “Double J” Jeff Jarrett open this Monday for @figcollections, but you can jump the line right now and get in an order with @jandjfigures. They will be the only place to secure all THREE versions, with discounted prices this weekend.
Okay, I know people make lots of jokes about the Mandela effect, but in the universe I’m from, Tony Todd died in 2022.
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You still have your family.
You still have your friends.
You still have your work.
You still have your passions.
You still have your diversions.
You still have the capacity to feel joy, and the means of doing so.
You still have your mind, which is and will always be yours alone.
And you still have the ability, no matter how difficult it may seem, to choose to carry on with your life, and spend the one and only existence you will get for all eternity in as loving, fulfilling, and authentic a way as you possibly can.
And…AND the convicted felon is the first Republican to win the popular vote in 20 years. We can’t even blame the electoral college this time. Just pure, uncut misogyny.
Kooky Kamala didn’t stick around for the good-nights!
What does she want Americans to have…a BAD night?
#Disgraceful
#SNLHasntBeenFunnySinceWhateverDecadeWasThatIWasInHighSchool
Can we PLEASE give the former Blackpool Combat Club a new name already?
#AEWCollision
Neat, two existing champions won the ugly blood-money belts that they can’t even keep.
Sounds like a super cool show.
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Lauren Lapkus gifts Jimmy her very own Big Sue from @ComedyBangBang action figure! #FallonTonight