Ryan McGuire

Just bought the @apple IPhone 12 mini. Size is awesome, but it’s a little like buying a new car without wheels. Didn’t include a charger and I can’t update it during setup because the battery is too low :( @apple fail.

I've learned that if you get a connection request on @LinkedIn and the profile picture of the person requesting the connection includes their child, their significant other, or another person with them skydiving or on some other epic adventure, that 9 times out of 10 it is spam.

When people don’t keep their six foot distance. Use a shovel! #FakeSocialDistancingFacts

Hey @IKEAUSA. I can't place an order on your website. Keep getting a "something went wrong" when I try to enter my Ohio zip code. It's been happening for the past two days.

Love it!

The moment I wake up. Before I put on my makeup. Pour another coffee for me! #saturdayvibes #bellasbeans @granvillecoffee #morningcoffee #tired

First word. First tooth. First @Crocs

Hey @FIATUSA @fiat , who is the best person to talk to about Fiat teaming up with my entomology professor wife and me (art car artist) to turn a Fiat 500 into a car that looks like a three dimensional bee to help bring awareness to bee conservation?

Toupee wearing companion duck #FoundInTheThriftShop

I think the best thing I bought all last year was a cordless @RIDGIDPower nail gun. I use it for everything: art projects, home projects, attaching my todo list to the wall! Love this thing!

Best part of being an artist is that you are happy spending your time making seemingly random things. For the past week I’ve been making a fiberglass balloon for a public art sculpture and I’m still ecstatic. #artist

Uses for aluminum foil: 1.) cook with, 2.) shine silverware, 3.) clean grill, 4.) turn car into spaceship

You carefully place the paper cover on the public toilet seat. As you’re squating, the sensor auto flushes, somehow sucking the paper cover off the seat and into the Teenage Mutant Turtle’ lair.

I like living vicariously through the people with the same name as me that appear in my @Google alerts. These Ryan McGuire’s are super impressive.

Now that I have a car seat in the backseat I’m going to keep a wrapped present in the car just in case I get pulled over for speeding. Then I can explain to the officer that I was only speeding because I’m late to my daughters birthday party.

When I see someone wearing a @fitbit I like to shake their wrist vigorously. Their first reaction is “hey what are you doing!” Until we reach their step goal. Then they are surprisingly thankful.

Don't you love when an app promises an amazing experience and then it fails to deliver 150%? This is why you don't launch before testing @Avis!

Sitting at a red light enjoying people’s squint faces as they turn into the setting sun.

Finally, a solution to end to the lost baby sock epidemic: instructables.com/id/The-End… #babygear #babyhack #dadhack #socks