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playwright / dramaturg / performer free Palestine

New York
Joined January 2021
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fka KanYe West turned this song into a #1 on Billboard Top 100. You're lying to yourself if you think you can name it without prior knowledge, the disrespect has to end.
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If I was there when they invented paint I'd probably treat it like people treat AI. Like get this slop off my cave wall. We could have eaten those berries.
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What do you mean ā€œlike a second sonā€ Eric? Donald Trump already has a second son! It’s you!
Eric Trump says dad saw Charlie Kirk like ā€˜a second son’ — and calls his assassination ā€˜the biggest mistake’ for left trib.al/cfXpYbW
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if a man with piercing blue eyes, fierce muttonchop whiskers, & a peg-leg pulls up a keg of ale to sit on & begins to explain whaling, great whales & even the myriad uses for blubber, how would you not listen ardently if you are a normal woman?
in all fairness, some of the greatest works of literary fiction are essentially mansplaining & we love to just listen--"Moby Dick," "War and Peace," "Middlemarch" (oops!--not all mansplaining is by men).
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1 year ago I defended my dissertation. I was not filled with hope for the future, and I'm even less so today. I have created close to nothing of value this year and have languished in precarity in the most expensive area of the world. I want to advance my life but I can't seem to
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Shakespeare was fine for an era that valued ravishingly beautiful language and astonishing insight into the human spirit but we have moved on from all that. Grow up
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[on the phone] yeah we were gonna rage against the dying of the light later if you’re down [switches phone to other ear] you’re what? hold on [covers phone] this dipshit’s going gentle into that good night
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I too turned to my non-Jewish friend and said ā€œwill you hide me?ā€ but that’s because I stole of $3700 worth of Build-a-Bear products and need to lay low for a while and this friend seems to have loose morals
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
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Last week, I was expelled from @Columbia for protesting the U.S.-backed genocide in Gaza. As president of @SW_Columbia , Columbia’s student workers union, I was also fired from my job. The Trump administration is pushing their narrative. Here’s the real story. 🧵
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do you think you are capable of love despite attending NYU?
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I cannot believe substance abuse and casual sex didn’t fill the void in my soul
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The world has lost a great man Roberto ā€œLoliā€ Linguanotto, the man who invented Tiramisu, has passed away at the age of 81 Rest in Peace
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I’ve been very impressed with the Black Women, Black Men and White Women showing up big time for Kamala’s campaign So I’m launching a new affinity group to get our first female president elected! #Kamala #Kamala2024
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The San Francisco Call, California, July 12, 1896
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Was Abraham Lincoln gay? I don’t know but he wasn’t shot at a football game.
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Are you ok? You’ve hardly touched your fully recyclable W.B. Yeats water
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