Michael Landes retweeted
fka KanYe West turned this song into a #1 on Billboard Top 100. You're lying to yourself if you think you can name it without prior knowledge, the disrespect has to end.
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Michael Landes retweeted
If I was there when they invented paint I'd probably treat it like people treat AI. Like get this slop off my cave wall. We could have eaten those berries.
Michael Landes retweeted
What do you mean ālike a second sonā Eric? Donald Trump already has a second son! Itās you!
Eric Trump says dad saw Charlie Kirk like āa second sonā ā and calls his assassination āthe biggest mistakeā for left trib.al/cfXpYbW
Michael Landes retweeted
if a man with piercing blue eyes, fierce muttonchop whiskers, & a peg-leg pulls up a keg of ale to sit on & begins to explain whaling, great whales & even the myriad uses for blubber, how would you not listen ardently if you are a normal woman?
Michael Landes retweeted
1 year ago I defended my dissertation. I was not filled with hope for the future, and I'm even less so today. I have created close to nothing of value this year and have languished in precarity in the most expensive area of the world. I want to advance my life but I can't seem to
Michael Landes retweeted
Shakespeare was fine for an era that valued ravishingly beautiful language and astonishing insight into the human spirit but we have moved on from all that. Grow up
Michael Landes retweeted
[on the phone] yeah we were gonna rage against the dying of the light later if youāre down [switches phone to other ear] youāre what? hold on [covers phone] this dipshitās going gentle into that good night
Michael Landes retweeted
I too turned to my non-Jewish friend and said āwill you hide me?ā but thatās because I stole of $3700 worth of Build-a-Bear products and need to lay low for a while and this friend seems to have loose morals
Michael Landes retweeted
im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
Michael Landes retweeted
Last week, I was expelled from @Columbia for protesting the U.S.-backed genocide in Gaza. As president of @SW_Columbia , Columbiaās student workers union, I was also fired from my job. The Trump administration is pushing their narrative. Hereās the real story. š§µ
Michael Landes retweeted
I cannot believe substance abuse and casual sex didnāt fill the void in my soul
Michael Landes retweeted
The world has lost a great man
Roberto āLoliā Linguanotto, the man who invented Tiramisu, has passed away at the age of 81
Rest in Peace
Michael Landes retweeted
Iāve been very impressed with the Black Women, Black Men and White Women showing up big time for Kamalaās campaign
So Iām launching a new affinity group to get our first female president elected!
#Kamala #Kamala2024
Michael Landes retweeted
Was Abraham Lincoln gay? I donāt know but he wasnāt shot at a football game.






























