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Writer. Scribe. Thesaurus owner.

Joined July 2007
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Coworker: How old are your kids? Me: Five and three. Coworker: Aww... So cute! Me: They're just numbers.
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Let’s Friendly Confine their asses! #twiceevery109years #cubs – at California, USA
Bryce Harper hits big HR, makes early case for MPB (Most Punchable Beard). #GoCubsGo – at Long Beach, CA
Devastated to learn I did not, in fact, coin the term Rootin' Tootin' Putin.
So, halfway through episode 6 of #stown. Can't stand it! Does anyone end up bringing a rose for Emily? #stownpodcast – at California, USA
Anyone else watching Obama's farewell speech without hearing a single word because your kids are screaming in the same room? #FarewellHuh? – at California, USA
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Hey #Indians fans, depending on what happens tonight, I'd like say "Sorry" and also "Screw you" just to cover my bases. Love, #Cubs fan Dan. – at Long Beach, CA
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#every108years is more special than #evenYear. #Cubs #Giants gonna be fun! – at California, USA
Gene Wilder very saddened to learn of my passing. Strike that. Reverse it.
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Those fighting to be included in the ideal of equality are not being divisive. Those fighting to keep those people out are. - J-Stew #truth – at Long Beach, CA
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Now, every time a tween looks at me, I get the overwhelming feeling they wish I were a Pokemon. – at California, USA
All I can think to say is: Don't murder. Don't defend murderers. You're better than that. – at California, USA
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Looking forward to Trump's Mem. Day salute to our fallen soldiers then pivot to your fallen hunger when you bite into a juicy Trump Steak. – at Los Angeles, CA
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The 2016 DASBAA. It's a review of #SuperBowl ads! In blog form! mclunch.tumblr.com
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Remind me not to die in Manitowoc County. – at California, USA
#BedlamPrimer The term "Sooner" dates back to 1889, when Greenfield Q Sooner got herpes from a rusty pocketwatch. teapawt.net/collegegameday/status/… – at La Quinta, CA
Can't argue with that logic.
#BedlamPrimer OU lone blemish this season: to the superhuman Longhorns on a terrifying neutral field. No team could be expected to win that. – at La Quinta, CA