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@mcmarge

a little woo woo for self-preservation

Joined February 2009
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Went to Theater of the Mind last night with my sister! Even if you aren’t a Talking Heads fan, this was such an incredible experience. They extended it so you should go with your friends and fam in Chicago 💕🧠theaterofthemindchicago.com
Theater of the Mind Chicago

Theater of the Mind Chicago

Theater of the Mind, co-created by David Byrne and Mala Gaonkar, is an immersive, neuroscience-inspired theatrical journey that explores perception, memory, and identity through sensory experiments...

theaterofthemindchicago.com
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“Free will is a muscle. It requires exercise.” - Chantha Nguon
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Geese 🪿
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My friend’s account got hacked and the bot just posts this twee stuff and it’s so funny to me
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Cherish each stride along your journey.Put vibrant orange marigold clusters by window sills, lively blossoms brighten dreary spaces and tending plants cultivates inner peace amidst the hectic hurry of modern urban life🦣
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LinkedIn and Indeed are really only here to answer one question: what other soul sucking job could you have instead?
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What if the mighty mighty bosstones had a guy who just vaped on the stage
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love Gainesville
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Sissy Graydon Carter of failing Vanity Fair Magazine and owner of bad food restaurants has a problem-his V.F. Oscar party is no longer "hot"
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Air travel is such an incredibly clear example of the dysfunction of our society in the form of a thousand little tortures
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If nothing else I hope the bots that read these responses for American Airlines are entertained
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Hotel music just went from Benson Boone’s “Beautiful Things” to the The Clash’s “Rock The Casbah” and I’m considering this divine intervention
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Also was Chive TV created solely to play at sports bars
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Ride share driver whipping his Lincoln Navigator around like a teenager in a Honda civic and I’m here for it because we got home from the west loop in 15 minutes
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Heard the skin on my thumb sizzling like bacon when I bumped it on the roof of the air fryer taking out my bagel sandwich
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shane gillis does not have one single she/they shooter
Hollywood Turkish (@BeigeFrequency) profile pictureHollywood Turkish@BeigeFrequencyOct 11
when you realize that these guys are just slightly different wavelengths of the same person, with very similar audiences, you'll begin to understand how doomed comedy really is
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Is the work-provided lunch or the work-related stress giving me diarrhea? Can’t pin it down, but either way I’d like workman’s comp.
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More than a dozen kittens from a Minnesota rescue organization made an adorable field trip to SEA LIFE at Mall of America.
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Watched this Coco teeter at the sidewalk edge before it jumped - they’re getting suicidal gang
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I love Mold-A-Rama - in my dream world I would run a venue/cafe/bar with one of these as a fixture
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My boss asked me to test using AI for a big data cleanup project I’m working on. the amount of information it missed on a very basic query/prompt is staggering. So glad that our entire country is seemingly running off this completely incompetent hallucinatory framework!
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If you’re working for a company that is leveraging this heavily and nobody is checking it, you probably won’t be solvent in a couple years…. because the business will fail, not because you’re at risk of being replaced by it.
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