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Stu

@mcphail86

Huge ambitions, average wages….come join us? #NUFC

 North East, England
Joined January 2011
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Murphy sticking his fingers in his ears. Har har har. Mate. You’ve robbed a career for 7 out of the 8 years you’ve been at the club. Knocking out a good strike 1 in every 20 games doesn’t make up for pulling out of 5 tackles a game.
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If someone ever asks you what the Premier League Profitability and Sustainability rules are for: to destroy things like this.
☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@12_AVFC) profile picture☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@12_AVFCNov 3
Replying to @benhatesnufc
one competent RW away from a dynasty
Image from ☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@12_AVFC)
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Replying to @nufc_kev
The crazy thing is this absolute crap we are being served up is 4 points better off than Howe’s team last year from same fixtures.. with Bruno, Tonali and Gordon too
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Football League attendances 1982/83
Image from When Football Was Better (@FootballInT80s)
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+4 points on Howe and his super squad from equivalent games last season. With half a pre season and signings for another regime. 1) Sort horrific recruitment out from Jan onwards (ins and outs) 2) Give it time #NUFC
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When SkySports do a montage of plastic carrier bags, crisp packets, tab boxes and other general litter, getting blown about the pitch. You know fine well the team you support is in the middle of an absolute dump. #SAFC #Dump #RockBottom #RammaIsADwarf
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Hahaha. Fair play
Sambo (@Sambonufc) profile pictureSambo@SambonufcOct 25
Gonzalez up the pitch creating that goal and not dropping into defence Nice
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Keep up son
Sambo (@Sambonufc) profile pictureSambo@SambonufcOct 25
Tactics are fine that Newcastle have gone away to the worst defensive team in the league and not managed a shot on target ⚫️⚪️
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LOGAN DOUGLAS 👑🙇‍♂️ #FAYouthCup
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Considering it’s been touted as 2.0, we’ve actually done very little to the squad. Pardo has replaced Gordon as the wanna be CF. Nico has had to replace two ‘world class’ midfielders. An average Hornicek has replaced a poor Pope Rest is how you were. Which was terrible. #NUFC
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Osula not back for Coventry but someone made it out for 2nd half against Liverpool. He was injured around the 30 min mark and we conceded before he was taken off. Baffling. James Bunce? #NUFC
The Chronicle (@ChronicleNUFC) profile pictureThe Chronicle
@ChronicleNUFCSep 21
Anthony Elanga gets result of MRI scan with five Newcastle stars to return for Coventry clash chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/fo…

Anthony Elanga gets result of MRI scan with five stars back for Coventry clash

The Magpies now have a three-week spell away from domestic action with hopes high that a refreshed squad list will be available for the Coventry City away day on October 12

chroniclelive.co.uk
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Remember when you said he wouldn’t leave? 🤣 @Doddsy228904442
Mark Douglas (@MsiDouglas) profile pictureMark Douglas
@MsiDouglasSep 21
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Andy Howe has left #nufc. Senior football exec seeking fresh challenge - departure amicable and comes after Eddie left in the summer. Details 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/football/a…
Eddie Howe's nephew Andy leaves Newcastle United job

Eddie Howe's nephew Andy leaves Newcastle United job

One of Howe's final ties with Newcastle has been severed

inews.co.uk
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Absolutely no Newcastle accounts tweet about Sunderland AFC like this. It’s not normal. It’s an unhealthy obsession. Plus.. A ‘big NUFC mate’?? - 6ft4 or 120kg? ‘The club are too arrogant’ - based on what exactly? Do Sunderland fans respect this account?
Sensible Sunderland (@SensibleSAFC) profile pictureSensible Sunderland
@SensibleSAFCSep 15
Spoke to a big #NUFC mate at work today, he’s adamant that the manager will be gone by the end of October. Says the club are too arrogant to accept embarrassments like last night - watch this space 😮‍💨
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Question 1 on the GCSE Maths foundation paper. Write down in words the following number. (1 mark). E-Sunderland ❌ zero marks.
E-Sunderland (@e_sunderland) profile pictureE-Sunderland@e_sunderlandSep 14
771 MILLION POUNDS this NUFC team cost. Say that out loud Seven hundred and one million pounds. Leeds 4-0 Newcastle
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Fucking weirdo goes for a hug
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Replying to @RokerReport
Frustrating when I've bagged in the ballot a back row east stand U2 £48 and could have waited and got Roker end decent seat for £39. Make it make sense. Honestly debating not bothering with the ballots going forward. Every game has gone on General sale!
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Any good highlights from yesterday that actually show the horrific refereeing? Full game would be great. The ‘none corner’ before their goal looked very obvious but get the feeling they’ve checked it, similar to the World Cup rule. Want to check. #NUFC
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Stu@mcphail86Sep 5
Is it or is it not an extra 30 seconds when a sub is made in stoppage time? Because it was against Liverpool and it cost us yet the whistle was blown dot on 6 mins today? And that was way under what it should have been. #NUFC @premierleague
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Hope MFP can take a free kick as well cos we’re severely lacking a dead ball plan around the box #NUFC
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Is it or is it not an extra 30 seconds when a sub is made in stoppage time? Because it was against Liverpool and it cost us yet the whistle was blown dot on 6 mins today? And that was way under what it should have been. #NUFC @premierleague
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