Dog Mom. Democratic Digital Consultant. Politics & Public Affairs @ CresseyStrategies. IAPC Officer. Hockey. Baseball. Coffee. Wine. Opinions are my own.
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Melissa Cressey retweeted
This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious.
Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. substack.com/home/post/p-203…
Didn’t know it was okay to put a hockey stick under someone’s helmet visor and not get a penalty but the Swede gets a penalty for “holding the stick” when he’s trying to pull it out of his visor. WTF!!! Thankful for a great penalty kill 🇸🇪 #sweden #juniorkronorna #WorldJuniors
Melissa Cressey retweeted
SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!
THE PATRIOT SHOP IS NOW OPEN!!!!
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MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS IS THE GREATEST MERCHANDISE EVER MADE.
PLEASE ENJOY, AMERICA! store.gavinnewsom.com/the-pa…
Melissa Cressey retweeted
WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN
The International Association of Political Consultants -IAPC- expresses our great sorrow for the passing of Senator and pre-candidate Miguel Uribe Turbay in the Republic of Colombia.
Carlos Fara, President of the IAPC, issued the following statement:
iapc.org/news
Melissa Cressey retweeted
This is a United States Senator being removed by what appears to be federal law enforcement.
THIS IS DEEPLY DISTURBING.
BREAKING: California Democratic Senator @AlexPadilla4CA just crashed DHS Secretary Noem’s press conference in LA and was forcibly removed.
Melissa Cressey retweeted
This truck—featuring a song-ified version of #KneePadBrad Schimel's description of crawling around begging for money—made the rounds outside the Brewers game today.
Given the Republicans tweeting #JustCallHimBrad, seems like it hit a nerve.
READ AND SHARE! As the Secretary General of @OfficialIAPC I stand by every single word made in this statement by @carlosfara. This is not democracy and I demand for my dear friend and fellow IAPC Board Member @NecatiOzkan to be released along with everyone else unjustly detained.
Why do I have to pay $150 for my dog Hudson to fly and keep him zipped up in a bag underneath the seat the entire flight, when he’s a better traveler than these crying children…
Melissa Cressey retweeted
Muchísimas gracias a la Asociación Internacional de Consultores Políticos @OfficialIAPC por este enorme reconocimiento a la sociedad venezolana en nuestra lucha por la democracia y la Libertad de Venezuela.
Somos millones de ciudadanos organizados, dentro y fuera de Venezuela, dándolo todo para lograr la transición a la democracia en nuestro país. Y tengan la seguridad de que lo vamos a lograr!
Ha sido un honor que hoy en Toronto, nos represente Omar González, hijo de mi amigo y gran luchadory líder, Omar González Moreno @omargonzalez6.
Gracias en nombre de todos los venezolanos!
María Corina (@MariaCorinaYA) es galardonada con la Medalla de la Democracia 2024 en Canadá
#NotaDePrensa
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Melissa Cressey retweeted
A pleasure to share a stage with political consultants and campaign strategists from around the world at the @OfficialIAPC @IAPC_ORG #IAPC #IAPC57 57th World Conference in Toronto. Credit to @carlosfara @devengo @mattklink @mcressey @brentbuc @Marcel_Wieder @NecatiOzkan @lherrero – at Toronto, Ontario
Melissa Cressey retweeted
I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.
Your dad when you lied about staying at your friends house but you actually went to a private couch party @Tim_Walz #VPDebate2024 @KamalaHarris
When America’s dad is disappointed in you for breaking your curfew! @Tim_Walz #VPDebate #VPDebate2024
Melissa Cressey retweeted
For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024
Melissa Cressey retweeted
“There is no state where it is legal for a baby to be murdered after its born”
#Debate2024