
Founder of @SkateTheEast. I used to be good at the Internet so I'm trying again.
Hartford, CT
Joined April 2009
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“Please, please, it’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore.” No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more. – at Hartford, CT
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Just saw this same neighbor unloading bags of mulch from his car in the 90 degree heat 😂. #WeAreTheJoneses
Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban
Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban
Okay apparently you can’t just “retweet” this celebratory notification I got. But I still remember registering for Twitter, on my computer in my Vernon dorm room at Trinity, spring of my junior year. Wild.
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Unpopular opinion: bring back prohibition. #banBooze2020 courant.com/coronavirus/hc-n…
Just watched my neighbor spike his 17 year old daughter in the face with a basketball and then give her a “You alright? Walk it off.” And return to shooting around like nothing happened as she wobbled away, concussed. 😂 #suburbia
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Sent my dad no less than 11 progress shots while I seeded this patch of dirt. He was so amped. I was so amped. Fuck yeah home ownership.
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The second I became a homeowner I began worrying about what the lack of rain was doing to my lawn.
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Man I miss Dubya.
George W. Bush speaks at John Lewis' funeral, remembering Lewis as a man who "believed in America." bit.ly/3jY2D3q
George W. Bush reflects on John Lewis' life
Former President George W. Bush remembers civil rights icon John Lewis believing in the Lord, humanity and America.
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We haven’t been able to file motions in so long that I just had to search the state database for my own juris number ...
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary — Oh wow. I feel old.
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Beth: “Use a tennis ball-sized amount.”
Me: *uses tennis ball sized amount*
Beth: “That’s a lot...how much did you use?!”
Me: “A tennis ball-sized amount...”
Beth: “How big is a tennis ball?”
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