Proud @Mizzou grad. Married to the beautiful @marisamdouty. Opinions expressed are my own.
St. Charles, MO
Joined March 2009
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Matthew Douty retweeted
I actually don't get how the right would rather watch the world burn than vote Democrat. Like, you're more okay with $50 per gallon gas than you are, what, slightly higher taxes on the wealthy? Better social safety nets? You're insane.
Matthew Douty retweeted
If we nominate Ossoff in 2028, we win in a landslide.
It's as simple as that.
Matthew Douty retweeted
Decision Desk HQ projects No wins the Missouri Amendment 4 - Require Congressional District Approval for Constitutional Amendments, Ban Foreign Contributions, and Penalize Petition Fraud
#DecisionMade: 8:16 PM EDT
Surely those arguing that SCOTUS should've overturned birthright citizenship because it's "bad" and "not as intended" would also support overturning the 2nd amendment because it's "bad" and "not as intended." Right?
Constitution is the constitution, whether you like it or not.
Matthew Douty retweeted
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
Matthew Douty retweeted
He gets a ballroom. An Arch. A new reflecting pool. 10 billion directly into his pocket from taxpayers. Billions from special interests seeking favors and pardons.
What has America gotten? Tariffs, a new war, higher gas prices, inflation.
Truly a golden age.
Breaking News: The Justice Department is said to be considering settling a lawsuit President Trump filed against the IRS over the release of his tax returns. nyti.ms/4wl9069
Matthew Douty retweeted
Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!
Matthew Douty retweeted
Alec Burleson: absolutely electric ⚡️
#OpeningDay
Top of the 6th: Rays score SIX runs
Bottom of the 6th: @Cardinals score EIGHT runs
We have a wild one on #OpeningDay! 😳
Matthew Douty retweeted
JD Vance in September 2025: "If you celebrate Charlie Kirk's death, you should not be protected from being fired for being a disgusting person."
