@meatypepper

GOD'S BEST VICTIM 🍒🍅🍓🍎🍉🍑🍊petite pachyderm🥭🍋🍍🍌🥑🍏🍈dirty forest witch🍐🥝🍋‍🟩🫒🫐🍇🥥

 my name is Paprika!
Joined August 2023
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what color am i to you ?
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i simply do not wish to be sisyphus today
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the yearn and ache i feel waiting for my chia seed pudding to be ready
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dang how can one girl be so totally adorable huh??
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cooking is so fun cooking is so fun now its time to take a break and see what we have done
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okay fine i'll admit it i used to be a sub snob but lately ive actually been enjoying dubs more often bc then i can actually watch and keep up while drawing/cleaning/childrearing
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how i feel resisting the urge to ask my husband if he would care if i put it up now instead of November 1st like we always do
ALICE IN CYBERLAND
@meatypepper4h
dude i want to put up the christmas tree NEOW but thats illegal!!!
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forbidden peanut m&ms
shiloh. 🌈@queenathenah3h
idk what to do with all these extra antacids but im not taking orange flavored ones under any circumstance
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femoid fairy
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Like the trans cult, new mothers can fall prey to Satan’s attempts to destroy families. The cure for both is getting off the internet and finding God.
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zero/ぜろ@ZRe00Oct 26
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s̷a̵n̴a̶e̶@DEKODESSDESSOct 26
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joan ✨🥘☘️@scotchsoupmaker21h
ngl i don’t really care what other people do or don’t do for contraception like that’s not my business
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LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐
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you people make motherhood sound like prison
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support our troops #PATRIOT
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work in progress.......
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dude i want to put up the christmas tree NEOW but thats illegal!!!
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Bridget Fondle@BRIDGETFONDLE_Oct 26
Mom twitter seems to have a difficult time conceiving of other people having different life circumstances and thereby making different choices than they themselves would make
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LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐
@crotchner2Oct 26
Dinner is easy if it’s just her. There are weeks where i eat air fryer zucchini 5 nights in a row. or just toast standing over the sink. Once there’s a man involved however, the demands begin. protein. sides. change. Ugh.
Andrea_Amati
@AndreaAmati9Oct 25
Why is this such a difficult thing for women? Nearly, every woman I know (except Mom, who still has a rigid schedule for each night) struggles to think dinner. Not actually MAKE dinner, but think of what to make and this is an incredibly stressful thing for them.
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take one day off from twitter, come back and apparently multiple huge discourses happened in those 24 hours with words i have muted
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holding back from telling my entire family i've already planned our Easter menu and am researching Palm Sunday and Easter kid crafts since my toddler will be old enough to begin to understand the concept of Jesus and his accoutrements. it's October. something is wrong with me, something has taken over.
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hey so why do i feel so young and so old at the same time at 26 years of age. i feel ancient and a baby simultaneously. im enjoying this age and its so much better than my early 20s but its just a feeling i've noticed.
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