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megan🦋

@meganmachine

“Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé but it should be.” 💎 🥂 ♈️ she/her

Joined October 2009
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Arsenal
@Arsenal6 Jul 2025
Controlling the tempo. Martin Zubimendi is a Gunner ✊ Original music by Ezra Collective's Femi Koleoso.
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Very confused why she’s viewing my random story about my baby I don’t even follow her 😂
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Meant to be switching over to @iD_Mobile_UK today… they’ve not sent the SIM card and they’ve cut me off from EE. Tried to live chat and the live chat is down. Not going well to say we’ve only been a customer for 1 day..
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Horrible man
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@queensofbravo12 Apr 2025
Mickey Rourke is OUT from the #CBBUK House after ITV removed him from the house upon further inapproriate language and making threatening & aggressive comments towards Housemate Chris. No physical altercation took place.
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Legit the best thing I’ve watched in years
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@superTV24731 Mar 2025
RATINGS! Amazon Prime’s LOL (Last one Laughing!) has broken records as one of their biggest UK launches ever — the first 3 episodes last week have appeared in the Top 50 shows of the week with 2.5m, 2.5m & 3 MILLION viewers! #LastOneLaughing
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Maybe it’s the postpartum hormones but I cried, absolutely incredible
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@Arsenal21 Mar 2025
From Hale End to the first team to scoring 20 minutes into your England debut. Some season so far for our Myles ❤️
Myles Lewis-Skelly celebrates scoring for England.

ALT Myles Lewis-Skelly celebrates scoring for England.

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Urbz was my absolute childhood, knocking down motorbikes, trying the weird air stuff, black eyed peas???? They just don’t make games like that anymore 🙂‍↔️
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@SimneyS_16 Feb 2025
BRING WEIRD SIMS SPIN-OFFS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN GAMES BACK !!!!!!
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Watching Cassandra on Netflix and all I can think about is the smart house episode of Simpsons
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11 years since the red tour I’m sick 😭
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This is unbelievable I never knew this love this for her
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@realitytv_realm29 Jan 2025
Still can’t believe Lady Gaga lived in Leeds for months and none of us had a clue
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Hello Year of the Snake! 🐍🧧 #lunarnewyear
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Bring them all back
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I’m sooooo fed up of Kyle 🥱 #RHOBH
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Actually begging for Lisa V to come back
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The amount of anger I feel towards my bins not being collected since before Christmas makes me realise I truly am an adult 😭
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Encountered the nicest man working in Costco today. Anyone who gives extra samples to pregnant ladies should go straight to the top of the good karma list.
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Halsey playing on the traitors I love this for me
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Ok but the squid games x Taylor swift edits on tik tok are having my life 😂😂😂😂
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