Ex nanny and journalist. Nate’s wife. Ball knower. Guinea pig enthusiast. Los Angeles forever. 🇲🇽
Santa Fe, NM
Joined August 2018
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My phone is struggling to take photos because of the lighting but she came out to the opening monologue of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) with a chainsaw and I love her
What do people think nonprofits do genuinely. A huge group of people showed up two hours before our event is supposed to start and seem baffled that they can’t come in yet. This isn’t the fucking Forum idk what you think we’re doing in here.
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I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
Someone just walked in here with a big ass drum and said it was because that’s what the drum wanted. Now I understand why the iced coffee thing was dayslong discourse. You people are insufferable.
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The LA in question:
I am not kidding about the demons in LA btw.
My best friend works at McDonald’s and some dude tried getting her to be his sugar baby while she was handing him his order in the drive thru.
My other friend was on a film set and one of the actors tried getting him to be in her p0rno outta nowhere while he was helping her down a hill.
And I was acting in a film where I learned one of the stuntmen was invited to this house and they were trying to get him into a cult while doing a bunch of demonic rituals.
Bunch of unclothed men in bed. No clothes at all. He immediately left.
Not to mention I’ve been followed and attacked by drug addicts. I know people who were almost killed.
DONT COME TO LA. DONT DO IT.
I’ve been feeling defeated by the hostility and animosity toward community building. I don’t know what started it, but it feels like people actively push out connection, support, simple gestures of love. It feels like being the weird kid in high school again. Very sad.
I feel like when we try to extend love and friendship these days, people are repulsed by it. It’s attacked and criticized for not being fully accommodating and perfectly what the recipient wants. We’re forgetting that we’re all flawed yet need each other to survive this world.
I went to see The Lost Boys at my local indie cinema and some jackhole screamed “ALL THE DAMN VAMPIRES” over the actual dialogue and now he’s at this bar with me and lowkey gonna do some shots and beat his ass
Girl fuck you
I’m more qualified than 99% of “journalists” and pundits to make predictions about Texas politics. I’ve worked on a winning US House race in Texas (Jasmine Crockett) and was head of fundraising on a US Senate race there as well. @cd_hooks needs to issue a correction
Remember that time (an hour ago) we were at the bar and everyone had to go into the walk-in because of a tornado watch?
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Jacob Misiorowski's first #WorldSeries appearance is in the books 👏
ALT Jacob Misiorowski Pitching Line 5 IP 4 H 1 ER 1 BB 3 Ks Pictured: Jacob Misiorowski yells in celebration wearing a white Brewers uniform and blue cap.