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March has arrived outside City Hall. “We are not the most segregated city in America, look ar this unity,” says Rafael Mercado
I just sent an email to my Senators urging them to pass Smarter Gun Laws. Will you join me? Send your email here: every.tw/2FKGPWL
"You're an accountant, I'm a lawyer. We're the basis of this whole earth," - stranger.
Hope an apocalypse never happens. We're screwed.
@subaru_usa bummed we cant get the crosstrek hybrid in the midwest yet. The dealer manager we visited mentioned there was basically "no difference" in gas mileage between the hybrid and regular crosstrek since it has not yet been "perfected."
He said 5-7 years for the hybrid to make it's way to Wisconsin. I mean, I know WI isnt trendsetting, but woof (also assuming another gross over estimate).
I guess I'm asking... @subaru_usa to set me straight. I want to drive a Subaru home, but I want to know what's real.
Happy homecoming for teams with no football team day. #NationalMarquetteDay
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Attempted to make fish cakes with canned salmon. Found out salmon had bones in it while mashing into the cakes. NOPE.
Backup plan: went to Chipotle and got a salad. They were OUT OF FORKS. Try eating lettuce with a spoon.
What is #FirstWorldProblems @ChipotleTweets
This is not a satirical article even though it made me cry-laugh. 😂 My favorite recommendations:
1) HIDE IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS IN YOUR VACUUM!
2) Decapitate Teddy and shove your money inside.
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My husband and I got snippy with each other. He told Alexa to play "snippy" I told Alexa to eat a butt. We are now accidental subscribers to Amazon Music Unlimited.
Alexa 1
Marriage 0
Ya know what's stupid?
The word palindrome is not actually a palindrome.
Also, the Cubs losing today. #EverybodyIn