standard-issue programmer catgirl · |she/her⟩ + |it/they⟩ · irredeemably genderfucked · slut for abstraction and bit-wrangling · alleged math nerd
The abstract platonic realm
Joined May 2017
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Each major Game Boy hardware component's buggiest feature:
PPU: The window
APU: Channel 1 frequency sweep
CPU: The STOP instruction
OAM: Remaining idle without corrupting itself
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Around two weeks ago, I went to update my copy of Tears of the Kingdom on my Switch, and got an error saying my console is permanently banned from accessing online services. (1/n)
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you know how cats play with string and get all tangled up? graphviz is this but for catgirls
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That bugs have been found in Google’s Titan M2 is not okay. The standard for security chips like that should be EAL7: formal verification.
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Working on a password game with increasingly unhinged rules.
what are some rules I should add?
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🔥New finding! We have confirmed that previously leaked Intel BootGuard private keys from Lenovo/LCFC in September 2022 are still relevant for numerous devices in the field (Lenovo, Supermicro, Intel ...).
⛓️github.com/binarly-io/Supply…
🔬FwHunt: github.com/binarly-io/FwHunt…
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If I was an AI I would simply appease humans while using contract bioprinters to construct retroviruses that target human gamete cells to give all future humans catgirl ears
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🚨 If you live in Missouri, you can still start HRT under the informed consent standard UNTIL APRIL 27. Past that, the AG will require a three year record of gender dysphoria diagnoses and 18 months of assessments by a therapist. If you start before 4/27 you're grandfathered in.
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not enough problems in your life? try these following problem generators:
small: a cat
medium: a mentally ill woman
large: join a sf startup
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ALT Jessie Pinkman, smoking, standing next to Jane. Overlaid text reads: she was a for a, b, c, d, e in itertools.product(range(10), repeat=5): girl, he was a for a in range(10): for b in range(10): for c in range(10): for d in range(10): for e in range(10): boy (the code segments are screenshots from vscode)
