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mel 🐝@melbeeingSep 6

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aoife 🗡️@yelyahjackets_Nov 9

yellowjackets next week. Does anyone know what to Do

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ju :p yj spoilers !@lettertonatNov 8

this is so hard omg sophie thatcher

🌈🛖@shaunasgayhutNov 8

The 6 finalists for the new James Bond. Who would you choose?

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 9

nah they fucking

Taylor Swift at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss.

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 8

French Quarter my beloved, I will never try to park within you ever again

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mark 🪞@total_exitNov 7

you know who I think could play him well? Rachel Sennott in a bald cap

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Ghost Mutt@TyeTyeeeNov 5

this was the beginning of Woke 3 and hopemaxxing

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at the blexas roadhouse and just ordered a libeye

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 8

I’ve been really SNL-pilled lately

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 8

Druski YCSE SNL — they landed the plane

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mel 🐝@melbeeing31 Jan 2020

Replying to @hasanthehun

Hasan what is your shoulder width in inches

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 7

I didn’t realize this until a friend from home told me, but Kansas Senator-Elect Adam Hamilton was the pastor at the biggest church in my hometown, Church of the Resurrection — and I only ever heard really nice things about him growing up.

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 7

Genuinely very chill church, always led with a “love thy neighbor as thyself” philosophy. Had several friends whose families belonged there and now that I’ve put two and two together I’m really happy for Kansas and am confident he’ll do great!

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 7

I care way less about punishing people in the current admin and more about unfucking all of the policy changes that have happened in the past 2 years. I don’t want another 2 years of trials instead of focusing on idk, the cost of living? and then inevitably lose the general.

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 7

Don’t get me wrong it would be justified, I just don’t think it would be smart. Focus on functionally improving the daily life of the average American first or they will not vote for you again. We already impeached him! And then he won next election!

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quinn 🐻 yjs4 spoilers@rarlthinkerNov 5

literally how did shauna not freak out and kill everybody

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Not That JD@jdfromthe504Nov 4

Hey @TheDemocrats @DNC yall ain’t shit for ignoring us down here.

Election Enjoyer

@ElxMappingNov 4

Louisiana was 1% away from sending a Democrat to the Senate last night

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@coldhealingNov 4

Intentionally getting someone with the same name as the opposing candidate to run as an independent is like a Nathan For You bit

Cam Higby 🇺🇸

This should genuinely result in prison time. This is election deception.

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mel 🐝@melbeeingNov 4

Update it was my shoulder blade and I have PT now

mel 🐝@melbeeingOct 13

I have fucked up my neck in a completely novel way

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saoirse ⚞•⚟@violynluvrNov 4

55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS

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Mr. Make It Happen@SupportThaNawfNov 4

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

patagon’ya blak@okmeauxNov 4

Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??

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