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If I here another person say Thanksgiving is overrated I’m going to lose my mind
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Team RandoBrando has officially acquired Kyle McCord from Team Coke Heads in exchange for a future pick swap, sources tell MelcherAlerts.
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Emmanuel Wilson was reportedly growing frustrated with his role on team Jon Gruden and wished to be released this week in order to explore other options sources tell me.
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you could not waterboard this information out of me
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Manager Jackson Terrien in a press conference today: “Fuck the Coke Heads, we’ll see them in the playoffs”
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Manager Nick Melcher in a press conference today: “Everyone else better buckle up because I’m done losing.”
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Nebraska at Oregon will go down as the worst game of football ever played
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Team bdog is sending Tetairoa McMillan, Saquon Barkley, and a 3rd round pick to team Bub for Rashee Rice, Bo Nix, and Omarion Hampton, per sources.
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Team Bub and CruzABitch
It's that serious for Jeremiah Smith 😭
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Team Kill Everybody fuck everybody is trading Jeremiyah Love and Amon Ra St-Brown to team RandoBrando in exchange for Chris Olave, Chuba Hubbard, and Keaton Mitchell, sources tell MelcherAlerts.
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Hey, Stephen A. Smith: Lane Johnson's mom has cancer. His dad is also sick. I read your book and you talked about how difficult your life got when your mom got sick and after she passed, you had to go to therapy because you were depressed and you took time off of work. Your mocking Lane Johnson's mental health struggles when you've been open about your own mental health struggles? Come on, man. I know you're busy, but do some research before going on TV @stephenasmith #Eagles
Stephen A. Smith mocks Lane Johnson for retiring to focus on his mental health
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Nickiscool on his decision to start Daniel Jones this week, “I had a gut feeling about it, looking back on it, probably should’ve started anyone else.”
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Team Cruziboo has earned an S tier threat badge
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Sources Tell me team Jalen Coker Fan Club has acquired Drake London in exchange for Christian McCaffrey and a 2027 First Round pick
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The Jalen Coker Fan Club is trading Kenneth Walker III and Matthew Golden to Global in exchange for Christian McCaffrey, Drake Maye, Emeka Egbuka, Jayden Reed, and 2 future first round picks, sources tell MelcherAlerts.
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Sources close to the terrien camp are hearing rumblings that he may be forced to put Jonathan Taylor on the trade block with the devastating news coming out of Miami just 24 hours ago
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Trying to get JSN from 0-3 manager
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Team Cruziboo has accused team CruzABitch of not complying with the leagues anti-tanking rules following his decision to start Carson Wentz over Michael Penix Jr. and Jacoby Brissett. The league commish PTA Bray has now started a league wide investigation on tanking.
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Questions are now surrounding team Bands Emeka dance following the 0-3 start to the season. Team manager Global has publicly stated that the team will NOT be tanking just yet.
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It appears Aaron Rodgers is unhappy with his role on team Cruziboo and has demanded a trade. Team cruziboo is now searching for potential trade destinations for the 4 time MVP. Early favorites to land Aaron Rodgers are Team Jalen Coker Fan Club and Team Bands Emeka Dance.
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