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mostly just soft women. no minors allowed. $80 to see the artist’s stomach

i block freely sorry
Joined July 2022
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I finisheded it
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Joy served barely dressed πŸπŸ’›β€οΈ
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" this singular drawing
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" Postman fucking Pat (and bob)
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They just invented fiveskin
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under 200 again because I’ve been doing more walking than eating. sad!
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one of these days I should let people pick out my meals for me πŸ₯±
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reddit glitched out and this was the only post on my feed
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one day i'm just going to add "40 kromer to see the artist's stomach" to my bio for 5 hours to see what'll happen
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more than likely nothing but it WOULD be funny.
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you just met uncle pussy
just met a cis guy w bottom surgery my life isn't real
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just off the dome is crazy
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this shit tastes like someone took a rip from a vape and coughed in your mouth
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which, to be fair, is exactly how i'd envision miami tasting
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Im gonna cum
The Chicken Parm Big Crispy Sandwich will be available nationwide at Chili's October 20th Big Crispy chicken sandwich topped with fried mozzarella and marinara sauce
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birhtday in 10 day
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found this in my WIP hellpit, what do we think
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i lived bitch
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i've been in the hospital on and off
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"where did melon go?" tl;dr multiple incidents at the hospital i work at made me too depressed to log in or really do anything. i'm back but i'm not doing okay
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i know i know this is the gooner account, but i feel like i should be honest with you all
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i'm very slowly picking up the pieces again. it's not going great but we ball and all
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