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Cowgirl Lisa- Messi won in 2022🀍✌🏿

@mels896

A Storm You Never Saw Coming. One Day I will be Reckless in my Givenchy Dress. Feminist. Observer. #TeamLH #TeamMUFC #TeamMessi

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In my 20s, the best lesson I ever learnt was that life will go on. People come and go, we lose friends, break up with lovers, meet new people, encounter success and failure and life will go on. You will be alright.
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Liz⁷ πŸͺ­ (@arirangliz) profile picture
Liz⁷ πŸͺ­@arirangliz12h
Man I KNOW his cousins are all sick of him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
lily (@lilyhuddy) profile picturelily@lilyhuddy15h
overachiever as fuck first Muslim senator in U.S. history also happens to be a class valedictorian at his university, an MD/PhD that was fully funded by scholarship, a Rhodes Scholar, an assistant professor in public health, county director of dept of health…like wtf
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile picture
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed8h
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή yoh
Green (@xygort) profile pictureGreen@xygortNov 3
The woman I fell in love with and called my lover has left me. Now, you see, what I never confessed was that my father grew old, and I saw his grey hair on the days when he would go for long without a shave, and I’d be troubled by the realisation that he was slowly leaving us.
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K300 billion awarded to New Finance Bank…
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Problem is not everyone will become stable
Uchenna. (@Favour_Ogazi) profile pictureUchenna.@Favour_Ogazi15h
Sometimes the first person in a family to earn significantly more is not building wealth at all. They are financing everyone else's transition from survival to stability. It is a responsibility that deserves more nuanced conversations.
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Respectfully …
la diva de la banda (@iamrodrilicious) profile picturela diva de la banda@iamrodrilicious19h
America’s first HOT president 🀞🏻
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Jola (@Jollz) profile picture
Jola@Jollz12h
Lagosians, please look at Texas. NO POLITICAL CONDITION IS PERMANENT, PLEASE.
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Ψ˜πŸ‡§πŸ‡· (@Jujulibs) profile picture
Ψ˜πŸ‡§πŸ‡·@JujulibsNov 3
Norris first mclaren world champion SINCE lewis hamilton Antonelli first mercedes world champion SINCE lewis hamilton
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No way this is a real chat
livtwt (@ITSWHIMSICAL04) profile picturelivtwt@ITSWHIMSICAL04Nov 3
Whitney babe, is it everyday chirping?🀨
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Kolade Afolabi (@koladeafolabi20) profile picture
Kolade Afolabi
@koladeafolabi20Nov 3
Wow. There's no social media app like X. Cause how the heck can one just wake up in the morning and opportunities list for Q4 and 2027 is ready and so carefully curated. Well done boss. Time to cook!!!
Tosho (@richtosho) profile pictureTosho
@richtoshoNov 3
If you are looking to travel the world for work, conferences, competitions, summits, volunteering, workshops, education, and more across Pakistan, Nigeria, SA, UAE, Nepal, India, Ghana, the UK, the US, and beyond. I spent hours during the weekend finding companies abroad that are actively hiring and funding and compiled them into one sheet. Application links, eligibility criteria have been added, so all you have to do is review the sheet and apply. drive.google.com/file/d/1zSJ…

2026/2027 Global and Regional Opportunities Directory .pdf

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The concept that we have to closely watch and follow American politics because they affect the entire world? Yoh painful.
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Wait… what???
Brown Sugar Lemonade (@BreaWasntHere) profile pictureBrown Sugar Lemonade@BreaWasntHereNov 2
Replying to @_50kgold
When she introduced me to someone, she grabbed my butt and said β€œthis big ass is what my son’s big dick pound in”
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Keke’s glam team??? πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😍😍😍😍😍 eating every time
Slime🐍 (@ItsKingSlime) profile pictureSlime🐍
@ItsKingSlimeNov 3
Savannah James revealed how STRESSFUL it’s been trying to keep her family together following LeBron James’ move to Philadelphia, as she now has to balance life between THREE DIFFERENT CITIES: New York, Philly, and Tucson πŸ˜²πŸ‘€ She also revealed that their daughter Zhuri chose to STAY with her friends and volleyball team instead of moving with LeBron, explaining how they’re learning to make it work as a family without everyone having to move together.
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linkedin.com/posts/activity-… My question on copyright and AI getting an answer in EU law…
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You dont owe her anything
madhavi. (@piyasaaware) profile picturemadhavi.@piyasaawareNov 3
i have this ex classmate who was always kind of rude to me! i once saw her account on insta’s suggested list and had sent her a follow request because i saw how the entire class was in the mutuals list! she denied it and i noticed it after weeks! i always had a feeling that she-
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Married men and their adventures are funding and upholding so many industries in this country. The ladies are simply capitalising on their willingness to spend
C U R T E R V A H N 🦺 (@CurtervahnRaps) profile pictureC U R T E R V A H N 🦺@CurtervahnRapsNov 2
I have about 5 female friends who are dating/ fucking married guys and onse anawuzidwapo kuti abeleke ana and the guys will build them houses and get them carsπŸ˜‚ leronso wina wandiuza zomwezo..... Azibambo mukupanga zinthu zodabwitsaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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There is definitely a nkhani behind that interview getting canned. I wonder if there are legal aspects of his life or trial they did not want to share.
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I remember when the WAFCON started and a handful of people were watching the Scorchers. As momentum grew, more supporters joined in. The power of sport. Now nominated for an award πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏ well done to the ladies
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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✦ melanie ✦ (@loverglow13) profile picture
✦ melanie ✦@loverglow13Nov 2
because β€œuncle bob touched my cookie” won’t hold up in court, alexis.
Alexis (@AscendWithLex) profile pictureAlexis@AscendWithLexOct 31
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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