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We're all just screaming into the void anyway Ok. She/her

Ohio, USA
Joined March 2014
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Josh Shapiro hasn’t had this much energy for something since he covered up the murder of a Philadelphia school teacher
My Administration has been in touch with local officials in Philadelphia ahead of the planned protest on Sunday that’s designed to intimidate and drive Jewish businesses out of our communities. Hate and antisemitism have no place in our Commonwealth. And I’m grateful to state and local law enforcement who will work to make sure our neighborhoods remain safe this weekend. cnn.com/2026/11/05/us/philad…
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Im assembling a nursery
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While Im on the subject why is the nicest photo of the Eraserhead Baby on google images from the Villains wiki fandom page?
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
Maybe the lesson is to try and live your life in such a way that millions of people don't find it funny when you are publicly murdered
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
hi @realbethgibbons what do you think of my portisbread
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
I can't imagine a worse fate than being born to a Mormon family
The ultimate Diet Coke roulette game! Pure suspense close calls and a massive carbonation explosion right to the face.
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My roommate has been playing the Ocarina of Time remake on the tv and this is the ugliest Zelda game I've seen. It looks like when you import a photo into photoshop and go crazy with the sharpen filter.
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He should be watching Ms Rachel
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
He’s using human shields 😔
NY AG Letitia James warns DSA: you target Hakeem Jeffries, you 'mess with me' trib.al/Apy37Za
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You want to celebrate Chuck Schumer for his lifetime accomplishments? Take him out for fucking ice cream cake! Chip in to an edible arrangement! Hand him a GOOD JOB plaque! But don’t punish the rest of us!
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
Imagine seeing the vast majority of people (aka CONSUMERS in business) reject, through voting, the insane reality MAGA perpetuates, such as how dumb it was that they painted a racist podcaster as the next MLK, and think your brand should cave to complaints like this 😭😂
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
Hello, @RepJeffries? I'm reaching out to you as my Congressional Representative to ask that you do not vote for Hakeem Jeffries for speaker.
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
“It’s about what we miss when we deny ourselves.” “And what do we miss?” “Life.”
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
Colin Jost's wife Scarlett Johansson quit being an Oxfam ambassador because they didn't want her to promote the Israeli, West Bank-based, SodaStream, so she chose the $$$ instead of Oxfam
SNL Weekend Update on El-Sayed and Schumer Colin Jost: If I had just gone through the campaign he did, I don't think my first move would be, "get rid of the Jewish guy"
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
-watched Democracy Now once -read vaguely leftist criticism of the Iraq war -became a critic himself -immediately killed by his own squad
Pat Tillman: -jacked -hot wife -3 year starter at Arizona State -benched 225lbs 29 times -374 tackles in 4 years with Arizona Cardinals -turned down $3.6M contract to enlist in Army after 9/11 -deployed to Iraq -passed Ranger school in 62 days (0 failures) -ran into enemy fire in Afghanistan to cover his squad during an ambush -hunted terrorists -lost his life fighting for his country Next time you feel like wasting your potential tell yourself: don’t be a do-nothing doughboy - be a grateful SAVAGE like Pat Tillman.
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
Chewy fired one of their directors for being gay and only settled his lawsuit when it came out that the CEOs emails were going to have to be released.
We do not sponsor or support the “I’ve Had It” podcast. We unequivocally condemn violence in all forms. The comments made by the hosts do not reflect Chewy’s values or what we stand for as a company.
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
Marquee Moon really is the best song ever
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Something grimly ironic about a man who fought tooth and nail against bodily autonomy for women and trans people losing it himself in a ghoulish weekend at Bernies-esque way
The lights are on, but nobody's home...
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Citrus Enjoyer retweeted
If Netflix can have podcasts I think Iran can have nukes. It’s only fair.
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