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if you’re visiting nyc and you’re a good friend of mine and you DON’T ask me to stay at my place i feel like i failed you as a friend to not make you feel comfortable enough to at least ask 💔 i may not always be able to host someone on a given day but i would never be mad at someone asking!!
Pauline like “I’m nominating Omar because he’s circumcised so his knob isn’t organic x” #bbuk #bigbrother
Melissa retweeted
If we have short winters and the weather remains this mild for most of the year, the UK has a genuine claim to be the best climate in the world. Thank you climate change.
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Utterly obsessed with hows shes been in 3 days and shes said she doesn’t give a fuck about men’s mental health, compared dogs to god, said she’s scared of people without limbs and has called someone a fat fuck basically. Camp af we are so back #bbuk
Melissa retweeted
FINALLY a successful we can’t be friends (wcbf) mute challenge in london
night 9 of the eternal sunshine tour at the O2 arena // (she smiled so i’ll allow it)
Melissa retweeted
My much older brother was a smack addict. He's no longer addicted as they won't deliver to his grave. I asked him what it tasted like, when I was 8. In a moment of kindness he told me it's like banana, knowing full well that I can't stand bananas. He likely saved me with words.
