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quite contrary. opinions are YOUR own!

Austin TX
Joined July 2008
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A statewide sweep! A STATEWIDE SWEEP!!!!! 🙏😭🙏
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I want to see a version of the show Couples Therapy but with just moms and their adult daughters.
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Replying to @AbakpaJob
They let your inbox fill up with spam for years and then make you pay rent to clear it out
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Despite courageous testimony from Dr. Christine Ford alleging B. Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her, Susan Collins cast a deciding vote to confirm him to SCOTUS anyway. This originated a serious movement to unseat her, but no analysis about the Platner drama ever mentions it why??
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Castle and Vassell are like Larry and Laurent. And I love all four of them equally.
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For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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Jasmine Crockett: “There was this image of who it is that is on welfare. The image was some lazy, typically black woman. But then people found out we have 42M people that rely on SNAP and that’s only $6 a day, $2 a meal. They wanted to make people believe these people are the real drain on our system when the real welfare queen is Elon Musk who gets $8M a day from the federal government”
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Sandy ends up winning it all. #SuccesionHBO
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There is always someone who is eager to eat potato chips in an otherwise silent room.
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a gentle reminder to #ClickWithCompassion on days like today. it’s sad when anyone is suffering so much they don’t want to take their next breath. and utterly heartbreaking when it’s a young person. i hope ted cruz’s daughter gets supportive help. #MentalHealthMatters
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I signed up for @paramountplus bc ads led me to believe I could watch the newest season of #Reno911, but I only find seasons 1-6 there. I know I can stream new eps on the @ComedyCentral website, but why not thru the Paramount+ app? They're literally ads for the app on the site!
Replying to @ZaleskiLuke
If you were our enemy, what would you be willing to pay 44b for? User data and chaos. They don’t care about Twitter as a platform at all.
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Feels like the last 20 mins of Don’t Look Up right about now…
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Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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Has anyone else been getting a billion marketing calls from Oxfam every day lately? I'm sure they are a decent enough org just trying their best and I'm a generally charitable person but this is not the way please let me rest! #oxfam
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I forever stan Shrek and, especially, the Shrek soundtrack. Both as a parent but also as a person with good taste.
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My standom only applies to the first movie and soundtrack though. Shrek 2 sucked a little and I haven't watched the Third.
being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw
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Coincidentally, I'm naming my upcoming son Aubrey, when he is born in February. Do we think this beef will be settled by then? 🤔
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