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data engineering @ warner bros | “Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.”

New York
Joined August 2016
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Our little bumble bee this Halloween
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third @glitchmarfa E30D full set holder meetup in the books. so much love for this one-of-a-kind community and the entire team behind it. genuinely grateful for the creativity, authenticity, and contributions they continue to bring to the space. there’s really nothing else quite like it. much aloha + appreciation @derekedws @magey_mage @zackrosenblatt_ + team and as always @toadswiback for the freshest merch in marfa.
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Whenever a coworker with no kids says “Exhausting week, but we made it to Friday”
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Paul George going off for 30+ points in his Celtics debut
Paul George is so nice!!!
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A24 execs after seeing the perfect 100% rotten tomatoes score for YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING
#YouCanSeeEverything becomes the first 2026 wide release to earn Certified Fresh status with a perfect 100% on the Tomatometer, with at least 80 reviews.
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Today and tomorrow at the cinema See you on the other side
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This is what digital tickets stole from us
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HBO opening for Backrooms goes hard
#̵̞̽̄̐͝B̶̛͙̹͉̜̦̀͝á̷̫̰̣̲̈́͝c̶̨̞̝̈́̀͊͋k̴̰̼͔̟͝r̶͔͔̭̺͍̈́͑͌̎ȯ̷̗o̴̲̥̜͆̈̈́̚ṃ̶̰͋̽̂̃̍s̶͖̖̤̋̂̋̀͜ ̶̡͎͙̠́́̑̓̐ỉ̸̢̡̳̘͗͐̀s̶̫̄̐͂͐͝ ̵̗̆̏͆̓ş̴̘͕̼̀t̵̢̢͖̗͐́͝r̵̮̤̂̽e̸̥̒a̷̤̩̲̐̌̕m̷̹̍ḭ̷̣́͂̅̚͝n̶͍͑g̸̳̤̈́͂̃̑͘ ̸̨̰̳̖̑́͘ͅo̷̳̹͚̰̬̿̑͂͋̒ņ̸̤̯͉̈̃ ̵̧͔̣̍̑̿̉H̸͚̩̊͑͊̕B̴̥͆̃́͘O̸̖̿̆̚ ̶̞̬̀M̶̟̋͐̽̓͒a̵̮͓̪̩̽x̶͇̿̇̓͋͝.̸̢͍͇͖̈́ͅ
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The Skydance era is underway
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Steve Ballmer walking out of the Clippers arena
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You are a struggling second tier competitor that is more unethical and lying just because you have no decency or sense of proper behavior and shows your desperation. Straight out lying about if Chris being fired I thought would be below even you.
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Hunter Biden comforting $LAPTOP bagholders
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Steve Ballmer walking out of the Clippers arena
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This Laurie Berkner brushing song isn’t supposed to go this hard
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Would love an agent that investigates and fights every fee line item that comes up during the homebuying process. As a first time homebuyer, every step has had a “surprise” element w/ multiple line items to parse through. Today was the ‘title closer attendance fee’ of $250 🤷‍♂️
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HBO execs pitch to Howard Stern
The conversations everyone talks about. @SternShow arrives September 17 on HBO Max.
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And there’s your local top
STRATEGY BOUGHT 4,603 BTC ($369.7M) AT AN AVERAGE PRICE OF $80,318 sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/…
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feels straight out of HBO’s Silicon Valley series
Sequoia partner Doug Leone reveals he got a root canal with no Novocaine to see if he was really a badass "I had to get a root canal. And I had to go to a meeting right after that. I told the dentist, drill without any Novocaine.” “My whole life, I wanted to see if I was a badass or not. Am I a fake badass that has this envelope nobody could tell, or am I really a badass on the inside?" "He drilled and I jumped. And I told the dentist, I won't move again. And I didn't move again. I used the trick of thinking what it must be like to go to war and lose an arm or two legs. That's pain with consequences. Mine was pain with no consequences." “It’s just nerve endings from there to my brain to my spine, f*ck it I’m not moving.” "I had to go home and change my shirt because I was a puddle of sweat. But I didn't move. And so I love fear. It does wonders for me."
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