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I am only here to laugh and complain. She/Her 🇭🇹

Miami, FL
Joined July 2009
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I’m so sorry for laughing so hard
this year felt like i was a black woman in a tyler perry film
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This half scoop of hair chick is DANGEROUS. Not exaggerating. She should just go on and grow some eyebrows and revitalize her scalp instead of preaching this demonic take.
Nurse she’s out again!!!!!!
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my future man is taken or married rn and I salute that beautiful woman for doing the groundwork. build him up. stay down through the hard times. give him a kid too! send him out into the world a better man. cuz I’m not doing any of that shit.
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Guys.
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I am crying 😭😭😭😭
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i’ve been rendered speechless by this post
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Went to chilis by myself today after going to the grand opening of a dispensary
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If we not careful Robert Pattinson going to play Nipsey Hussle in a bio pic
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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Hace 20 años tuve un cibernovio. Nos conocimos por Messenger, les estoy hablando de 2005. Nambreee nos reenamoramos, ambos de 16 años, él catalán y yo de la poderosísima Atenas veracruzana, mi bella Xalapa. Bueno, pues nos conocimos en persona hace poco y no creerán lo que pasó.
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This made me realize that I’m not using my tits enough.
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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Replying to @slasherscott
"do you want to see the dead bear in my living room?" me:
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my neighbor who suffers from severe schizophrenia just rang my doorbell and asked me if i wanted to see "the dead bear on her living room floor". thinking she's having an episode and is frightened, i enter her apartment, and lo and behold: a fucking bear‼️
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Yall LMFAO
I am the weakest ive ever been in my entire lifeeeeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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you could not have prepared me for anything that came out of that man’s mouth
I am the weakest ive ever been in my entire lifeeeeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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They really rigged the game when we became adults.
NEW: Making $100,000 a year is now considered lower-middle class in 12 U.S. states.
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